So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27435. | Nick (iconicks) | 56.76 | 94% | 2014-09-20 |
| 27436. | Julie (unitofenergy) | 56.76 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 27437. | dmna17 (dzone) | 56.76 | 98% | 2014-02-07 |
| 27438. | Cynthia (racedaqueen) | 56.75 | 98% | 2020-03-02 |
| 27439. | Ghazi (lynnackerman) | 56.75 | 97% | 2021-11-01 |
| 27440. | reilly (reillyfeathers) | 56.75 | 98% | 2015-12-28 |
| 27441. | Neel (neelmehta247) | 56.75 | 95.6% | 2021-02-18 |
| 27442. | Nollikino (nollikino) | 56.75 | 93% | 2014-03-17 |
| 27443. | No (jopear) | 56.75 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 27444. | Munu (mrlittleone) | 56.75 | 96% | 2018-09-19 |
| 27445. | Lyaral (lyaral) | 56.75 | 97% | 2012-10-27 |
| 27446. | Zong (evynzx) | 56.75 | 96% | 2013-08-12 |
| 27447. | Ashish (ashishkr004) | 56.75 | 94% | 2013-12-21 |
| 27448. | Thanhtypesquickly (tysontn) | 56.74 | 94% | 2019-11-30 |
| 27449. | Voodoodog (voodoodog) | 56.74 | 90% | 2016-01-15 |
| 27450. | TB (dzikriad) | 56.74 | 98% | 2013-08-16 |
| 27451. | Sotos (sotos_header) | 56.73 | 94% | 2022-12-26 |
| 27452. | Hauk (hauksort) | 56.73 | 92% | 2014-08-23 |
| 27453. | Juan (juwan.najera17@outloo... | 56.73 | 94% | 2015-08-10 |
| 27454. | nilesh (nek_0705) | 56.73 | — | 2008-12-27 |
| 27455. | Amanda (mandy_w13) | 56.72 | 98% | 2022-10-05 |
| 27456. | lejo (lejo5356) | 56.72 | 95% | 2020-05-06 |
| 27457. | Michal (wojas32) | 56.72 | 93% | 2023-03-10 |
| 27458. | SLSL (slslz) | 56.72 | 94% | 2021-08-04 |
| 27459. | Akoi (akoi) | 56.72 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
| 27460. | WI (apni) | 56.72 | 93% | 2015-12-02 |
| 27461. | Degritha (degritharlr) | 56.72 | 94% | 2017-03-07 |
| 27462. | Fri5day (wongkokpin) | 56.72 | 87% | 2015-02-09 |
| 27463. | Demon (demon_rocrip) | 56.71 | 94% | 2021-06-26 |
| 27464. | The (the_learning_savage) | 56.71 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |