So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26796. | Shreesh (shreesh) | 57.68 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 26797. | KMereNGetSum (munozmullen) | 57.68 | 95% | 2012-12-02 |
| 26798. | Mercedes (mczlapinski) | 57.68 | — | 2010-08-07 |
| 26799. | Hezha (hezhasindi) | 57.67 | — | 2011-05-01 |
| 26800. | AMM (gamesplaytest) | 57.67 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 26801. | Manny (mannyc70) | 57.67 | 94% | 2014-03-10 |
| 26802. | timothy (farmer1234) | 57.67 | 91% | 2015-05-13 |
| 26803. | capb (capb) | 57.67 | 96% | 2014-05-11 |
| 26804. | Free Europe, stop immigrati... | 57.66 | 93% | 2019-11-27 |
| 26805. | Giorillium (goodguygio) | 57.66 | 93% | 2020-07-30 |
| 26806. | Blue Sky (mongolia) | 57.66 | — | 2011-04-04 |
| 26807. | IShowSikpit (yukizie) | 57.65 | 95% | 2022-09-29 |
| 26808. | Ava (ava_gina) | 57.65 | 96% | 2023-02-14 |
| 26809. | c (nigelmcbobby) | 57.65 | 95.3% | 2023-10-26 |
| 26810. | amanmishra (amanmishra) | 57.65 | 95% | 2022-05-19 |
| 26811. | Abdulkader (abdulkader) | 57.65 | 99% | 2019-10-30 |
| 26812. | Ciara (ciaralovesyouuu) | 57.64 | 94% | 2014-05-20 |
| 26813. | Lawin (negerbollen) | 57.64 | 86% | 2013-12-13 |
| 26814. | Reece (syco) | 57.64 | 94% | 2013-01-03 |
| 26815. | Tina (benzgrl90) | 57.64 | 92% | 2015-02-17 |
| 26816. | sepehr (sepehrmm) | 57.63 | 95% | 2013-01-17 |
| 26817. | quangtit01 (quangtit01) | 57.63 | 95% | 2012-05-21 |
| 26818. | Snehdeep (deathor) | 57.63 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 26819. | Vijay (mvjay1985) | 57.63 | 97% | 2018-07-18 |
| 26820. | Jorge (jorfx) | 57.63 | 93% | 2011-08-31 |
| 26821. | billy (gwabs) | 57.63 | — | 2010-05-16 |
| 26822. | Caleb (calvinium295) | 57.62 | 97% | 2022-09-04 |
| 26823. | Sebastian (kentzz) | 57.62 | 96% | 2013-10-06 |
| 26824. | guy (guius) | 57.61 | 95% | 2021-10-14 |
| 26825. | Aparesh (aparex) | 57.61 | 94% | 2021-12-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |