I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9500. | ur mum (blakeisbestwaifu) | 87.87 | 97% | 2017-09-20 |
| 9501. | Deets (djtobia) | 87.87 | 96% | 2020-08-19 |
| 9502. | terence (youdecipher2) | 87.86 | 96% | 2019-03-03 |
| 9503. | Adam (plutoking) | 87.86 | 95% | 2015-05-08 |
| 9504. | masterjabzz25 (masterjabzz25) | 87.85 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 9505. | John (bikooo) | 87.85 | 98% | 2019-03-16 |
| 9506. | AntagonisMoose (antagonismo... | 87.84 | 98.5% | 2024-08-07 |
| 9507. | sabeer (sabeer) | 87.84 | 98% | 2019-02-22 |
| 9508. | Wally (wally314) | 87.83 | 99% | 2022-06-05 |
| 9509. | rdrf (rdrf2838) | 87.83 | 99% | 2022-12-27 |
| 9510. | Erik (eriktyperacer) | 87.83 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 9511. | JaTenz (ijrr_23) | 87.83 | 97% | 2023-04-18 |
| 9512. | joe (samoyeet) | 87.83 | 97% | 2021-01-26 |
| 9513. | Shashank (kingshashank12) | 87.83 | 96% | 2021-03-01 |
| 9514. | Joshua (discountcommander) | 87.82 | 96% | 2024-09-06 |
| 9515. | OxygenBeats (oxygenbeats) | 87.82 | 96% | 2015-09-03 |
| 9516. | tyson (flytyson) | 87.81 | 97.5% | 2024-12-12 |
| 9517. | pen (lock3r) | 87.81 | 91% | 2016-12-27 |
| 9518. | insert name (negativepie) | 87.81 | 96% | 2018-06-03 |
| 9519. | Free Palestine (hoda_444) | 87.80 | 95% | 2025-04-13 |
| 9520. | dabdab (dabmoney) | 87.80 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
| 9521. | Tyson (thanhts2) | 87.80 | 95% | 2021-03-24 |
| 9522. | Will (윌) (willwang) | 87.80 | 97% | 2022-10-13 |
| 9523. | jacks (northice12) | 87.79 | 95.2% | 2025-04-09 |
| 9524. | Zy (zygod) | 87.79 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
| 9525. | Nomen (punomenals) | 87.79 | 98% | 2019-08-01 |
| 9526. | Puri (narthar) | 87.78 | 96% | 2022-08-08 |
| 9527. | Savana (ssantos) | 87.78 | 96% | 2015-06-04 |
| 9528. | MOAZ_KING (moaz_king) | 87.77 | 98% | 2025-12-04 |
| 9529. | Raffael (simonraffael) | 87.77 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |