So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28603. | (justinjose2007007) | 54.38 | 98% | 2017-06-14 |
| 28604. | JABONGG (jabongg) | 54.37 | 97% | 2017-01-29 |
| 28605. | (earabsky) | 54.37 | 96% | 2020-09-15 |
| 28606. | (_katef_) | 54.37 | 93% | 2020-10-22 |
| 28607. | (ldnd_bros) | 54.37 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 28608. | (jiadakong) | 54.37 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 28609. | (satchmakua90) | 54.37 | 95% | 2022-11-02 |
| 28610. | (vivekvishnu2020) | 54.37 | 96% | 2012-11-11 |
| 28611. | (sharaf) | 54.37 | 97% | 2019-06-11 |
| 28612. | (cecilia) | 54.37 | — | 2009-09-17 |
| 28613. | Bee (lunaticblob) | 54.36 | 93% | 2022-01-05 |
| 28614. | (easybeef) | 54.36 | 94.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 28615. | (diamondtda) | 54.36 | 92% | 2022-06-25 |
| 28616. | (notgynx) | 54.36 | 94% | 2021-01-17 |
| 28617. | (janyk) | 54.36 | — | 2010-07-18 |
| 28618. | (djole) | 54.36 | 89% | 2016-05-17 |
| 28619. | (mihir33) | 54.35 | 94% | 2022-07-29 |
| 28620. | (trickster91) | 54.35 | — | 2009-08-05 |
| 28621. | (dinhvantu110) | 54.35 | 91% | 2013-10-26 |
| 28622. | (aholake) | 54.35 | 93% | 2014-12-15 |
| 28623. | (neelesh) | 54.35 | 96% | 2011-09-12 |
| 28624. | (ripan) | 54.35 | 97% | 2016-12-06 |
| 28625. | (evafre) | 54.34 | 95% | 2023-02-27 |
| 28626. | (thantiensy) | 54.34 | 97% | 2018-02-08 |
| 28627. | (gouri) | 54.34 | 96% | 2013-02-11 |
| 28628. | (cdog707yo) | 54.34 | 92% | 2012-02-20 |
| 28629. | (imam_droubi) | 54.33 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 28630. | (citrion) | 54.33 | 90% | 2017-04-08 |
| 28631. | (berserklonder) | 54.33 | 96.3% | 2023-10-12 |
| 28632. | (cire25) | 54.33 | 96% | 2014-08-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |