So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14915. | Gui (guiedgui) | 76.67 | 96% | 2020-08-20 |
| 14916. | Het (hettypatel) | 76.67 | 98% | 2021-06-25 |
| 14917. | Minnie (minniemouselondon) | 76.67 | 98% | 2021-09-10 |
| 14918. | Marci (marci1233) | 76.67 | 94% | 2022-02-08 |
| 14919. | Harold (sofedeas) | 76.67 | 94% | 2016-05-03 |
| 14920. | najeeb (abdulnajeeb3) | 76.66 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
| 14921. | Zayerz (zayerz) | 76.66 | 97% | 2020-04-26 |
| 14922. | Jovana (jovana1000) | 76.66 | 97% | 2020-07-23 |
| 14923. | Tina (tinachristian) | 76.66 | 96% | 2011-10-19 |
| 14924. | Kevin (klinklang) | 76.65 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 14925. | uchka (uchka0826) | 76.65 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
| 14926. | Jennifer (jaden316) | 76.65 | 98% | 2012-10-02 |
| 14927. | Ian (ianfajardo) | 76.65 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
| 14928. | Phin (phinttv) | 76.65 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 14929. | Eva (hewa) | 76.65 | — | 2010-08-08 |
| 14930. | crowdofworkmen (bu_te) | 76.65 | 90% | 2016-07-17 |
| 14931. | Exideon01 (exideon01) | 76.64 | 96% | 2023-06-13 |
| 14932. | Robert Bracken (whoabob) | 76.64 | 98% | 2023-07-09 |
| 14933. | Philip (needtoimprovespeed) | 76.64 | 98% | 2015-09-20 |
| 14934. | Henrikas (henrikas) | 76.64 | 91% | 2012-10-02 |
| 14935. | Kasparovsky (kasparovsky) | 76.64 | 99% | 2012-08-06 |
| 14936. | Duchamp (lpiechocki) | 76.64 | 99% | 2012-06-05 |
| 14937. | jjj (jolwong) | 76.64 | 93% | 2016-02-23 |
| 14938. | Sean (betterthancstein) | 76.64 | 96% | 2014-08-23 |
| 14939. | JD (ruminant_robot) | 76.63 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 14940. | Ken (nowpm) | 76.63 | 95% | 2017-05-26 |
| 14941. | Alwin (alwin96) | 76.63 | 96% | 2018-08-09 |
| 14942. | Maikel (xessi) | 76.63 | 89% | 2013-02-11 |
| 14943. | BigBoiBill (big_boi_bill) | 76.63 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 14944. | Sean (drherpdederp) | 76.62 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |