The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2090. | (themetalman0811) | 116.35 | 95% | 2016-01-17 |
| 2091. | (katbartlett) | 116.35 | — | 2010-03-10 |
| 2092. | still in the womb (shazzdeeds) | 116.35 | 95% | 2013-07-17 |
| 2093. | (lykimphuoc020) | 116.34 | 98% | 2019-10-29 |
| 2094. | (mike1992) | 116.34 | 98% | 2016-01-07 |
| 2095. | Robble (robble) | 116.34 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 2096. | 🍉 (masqueworld) | 116.33 | 99% | 2021-10-17 |
| 2097. | (pilky01) | 116.33 | — | 2010-04-26 |
| 2098. | vishE (actuallynonquitforlife) | 116.32 | 98% | 2018-02-03 |
| 2099. | tstats[ilaghardcore] (ilagh... | 116.32 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 2100. | (novamind) | 116.31 | 98% | 2013-04-29 |
| 2101. | Riding on the wings of DEAT... | 116.30 | 100% | 2022-01-25 |
| 2102. | Ivan (blindingangel) | 116.30 | 99% | 2021-12-26 |
| 2103. | Albert (viewfindr) | 116.30 | 89% | 2014-06-10 |
| 2104. | Michael (mrsmith) | 116.30 | — | 2010-05-14 |
| 2105. | Rest Easy Byron (keatonsmith) | 116.30 | 92% | 2016-01-19 |
| 2106. | (needforaccuracy) | 116.29 | 99% | 2023-08-21 |
| 2107. | (burlywood66) | 116.29 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 2108. | (tuan_nguyen) | 116.28 | 99% | 2021-11-26 |
| 2109. | Caia (causlyn) | 116.28 | — | 2009-05-09 |
| 2110. | M (springfield12) | 116.27 | 99.3% | 2023-07-14 |
| 2111. | (tearsinrain) | 116.27 | 99% | 2022-07-21 |
| 2112. | Scorekeeper (100plusaverage) | 116.27 | 99% | 2019-12-09 |
| 2113. | (pistachio66) | 116.27 | 96% | 2015-11-09 |
| 2114. | 02987 (sparklyfanfare) | 116.27 | 97% | 2013-04-06 |
| 2115. | Lars (larsss) | 116.26 | 95% | 2013-05-09 |
| 2116. | (adobetemplar) | 116.25 | — | 2010-07-08 |
| 2117. | (atc6505) | 116.23 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 2118. | (mathem4ticals) | 116.23 | 97.5% | 2021-02-02 |
| 2119. | (glowstar3000) | 116.22 | 99% | 2015-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |