The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13760. | Ali Hassaan (ahmlmh) | 82.31 | 95% | 2013-10-03 |
| 13761. | Isabell (meechingurl) | 82.30 | 99% | 2019-09-23 |
| 13762. | Tim (depends) | 82.30 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 13763. | Jan (antrophy) | 82.29 | 91% | 2016-04-09 |
| 13764. | KK (jukas) | 82.29 | 95% | 2016-09-21 |
| 13765. | Semyon (mstypist) | 82.28 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 13766. | Duong (duongvalo) | 82.28 | 98% | 2018-06-12 |
| 13767. | no (nomaybeyes) | 82.28 | 97% | 2021-09-23 |
| 13768. | Francisco (cdt1) | 82.28 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 13769. | Joseph (jv33zy) | 82.28 | 92% | 2014-12-11 |
| 13770. | shamppo (literallyatyper1) | 82.28 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 13771. | Big (bautiz) | 82.28 | 97% | 2014-10-24 |
| 13772. | Iddy (iddy1997) | 82.28 | 98% | 2017-01-05 |
| 13773. | Amateur Hacker (st26042004) | 82.27 | 96% | 2023-06-05 |
| 13774. | FunkyChunkyMon (funkychunky... | 82.27 | 97% | 2022-09-24 |
| 13775. | Solitude (gifoimir) | 82.27 | 96% | 2011-12-09 |
| 13776. | JeusIsLord (jesus_rose_from... | 82.26 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 13777. | Dylan (exordium) | 82.26 | — | 2010-05-18 |
| 13778. | vic (vl2327) | 82.26 | — | 2010-09-14 |
| 13779. | Sidi mohamed (need_for_speed) | 82.26 | 99% | 2014-12-18 |
| 13780. | J (huntnpek) | 82.26 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 13781. | Ben (benlvn) | 82.25 | 98% | 2016-11-18 |
| 13782. | Proteus93 (proteus93) | 82.25 | 91% | 2016-04-14 |
| 13783. | Miranite (Dvorak) (miranite) | 82.25 | 92% | 2013-05-09 |
| 13784. | t (zyxx) | 82.25 | 97.3% | 2023-10-05 |
| 13785. | tekin (tekiner97) | 82.25 | 95% | 2013-08-07 |
| 13786. | Kai (prokai) | 82.25 | 93% | 2016-04-19 |
| 13787. | Daniel (scumset) | 82.24 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
| 13788. | Kelby (haulzy) | 82.24 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
| 13789. | nguyen (nguyenmy) | 82.24 | 96% | 2012-11-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |