Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4388. | Songnay (songnay) | 52.89 | 99% | 2018-09-22 |
| 4389. | Natan (1quickboi) | 52.86 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
| 4390. | WhoYouCallinPinhead (braede... | 52.85 | 96% | 2017-10-05 |
| 4391. | Nathan (konan1126) | 52.75 | 97% | 2017-11-27 |
| 4392. | Finlay (yaboifinlay) | 52.74 | 96% | 2019-08-01 |
| 4393. | tabish (tbsansari) | 52.73 | 95% | 2017-10-10 |
| 4394. | inaki333 (inaki333) | 52.72 | 98% | 2019-05-21 |
| 4395. | Mathew (traoremathew) | 52.71 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
| 4396. | Manu (manumohan05) | 52.70 | 98% | 2019-04-15 |
| 4397. | Joshua (itzyoshi05) | 52.69 | 94% | 2019-09-18 |
| 4398. | Slava (squarewheel) | 52.69 | 93% | 2020-02-15 |
| 4399. | Hamsa (hamsanude) | 52.69 | 93% | 2018-05-05 |
| 4400. | Emanuel (emanuelchristo) | 52.68 | 95% | 2019-06-09 |
| 4401. | Michael (michaz) | 52.67 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 4402. | Echo (echo316) | 52.63 | 94% | 2018-11-14 |
| 4403. | Adam (exile128) | 52.62 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
| 4404. | 🍕 (neeck) | 52.61 | 97% | 2018-11-07 |
| 4405. | marwan (mero04) | 52.58 | 95% | 2017-12-09 |
| 4406. | Nathaniel (naetanator) | 52.57 | 95% | 2019-05-14 |
| 4407. | Lior (lior818413) | 52.55 | 92% | 2019-06-20 |
| 4408. | Muntazar (muntazer1) | 52.54 | 95% | 2021-07-28 |
| 4409. | Mads (mads721i) | 52.52 | 95% | 2020-02-19 |
| 4410. | millstypes (millstypes) | 52.50 | 91% | 2018-09-27 |
| 4411. | carter (cdog980) | 52.50 | 95% | 2018-10-01 |
| 4412. | Serik (akademic) | 52.47 | 94% | 2018-02-19 |
| 4413. | JodsintZ (jodsintz) | 52.46 | 98% | 2017-11-11 |
| 4414. | Karta (thundermoon_911) | 52.46 | 95% | 2021-08-02 |
| 4415. | Anthony (chapanya1) | 52.45 | 96% | 2019-03-09 |
| 4416. | G-Flow (rg3000385) | 52.45 | 95% | 2019-12-23 |
| 4417. | Sephiroth (jukethehitman) | 52.44 | 98% | 2019-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |