The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22984. | Dizzy (dizzyk) | 66.80 | 92% | 2014-07-16 |
| 22985. | (trieu123) | 66.80 | — | 2009-07-28 |
| 22986. | (einstrung) | 66.80 | 91% | 2012-03-23 |
| 22987. | (champolot) | 66.79 | 85% | 2013-11-25 |
| 22988. | (maverick125) | 66.79 | 96.6% | 2023-08-22 |
| 22989. | Opu (samops) | 66.79 | 95% | 2022-03-27 |
| 22990. | (muyi2015) | 66.79 | 96% | 2015-11-02 |
| 22991. | (h7starlight) | 66.79 | 95% | 2013-12-15 |
| 22992. | (jernjej) | 66.79 | 97% | 2018-03-21 |
| 22993. | Jonas (igern) | 66.79 | 97% | 2015-04-06 |
| 22994. | (tigfiend) | 66.78 | 99% | 2019-08-09 |
| 22995. | (moogs) | 66.78 | — | 2009-10-22 |
| 22996. | (omidn) | 66.78 | 93% | 2015-05-16 |
| 22997. | (veep) | 66.78 | — | 2010-04-01 |
| 22998. | (seacobra) | 66.78 | — | 2010-12-04 |
| 22999. | (jain17999) | 66.78 | 96% | 2017-06-13 |
| 23000. | Zmiester0828 (zmeister0828) | 66.77 | 95% | 2020-01-16 |
| 23001. | Ben (raincatchfire) | 66.77 | 93% | 2016-02-04 |
| 23002. | (asger3460) | 66.77 | 91% | 2013-02-08 |
| 23003. | (ndlong) | 66.77 | — | 2011-01-09 |
| 23004. | (lostdawg3) | 66.76 | 95% | 2022-02-12 |
| 23005. | Rick (ricksterz) | 66.76 | 96% | 2020-10-27 |
| 23006. | (k935p) | 66.76 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 23007. | (buggattiveyron) | 66.76 | 92% | 2013-11-21 |
| 23008. | (lola124) | 66.76 | — | 2010-02-27 |
| 23009. | (deepakprasad) | 66.76 | 97% | 2017-08-08 |
| 23010. | (temessong) | 66.75 | 97% | 2017-06-24 |
| 23011. | (mike1295) | 66.75 | 92% | 2012-10-30 |
| 23012. | (krikium) | 66.74 | 97% | 2022-01-30 |
| 23013. | (tr4v1sty) | 66.74 | 92% | 2016-03-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |