The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8526. | andrey (maksay) | 49.78 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 8527. | Mahdi (downtosky) | 49.78 | 89% | 2016-09-03 |
| 8528. | Laci (lacika) | 49.77 | 88% | 2011-06-19 |
| 8529. | Jack (fundamental) | 49.77 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 8530. | Paul (00000000) | 49.76 | 95% | 2014-08-03 |
| 8531. | MM (maclema) | 49.76 | 96.1% | 2023-10-16 |
| 8532. | Kumar Charan (mr_kc) | 49.76 | 98% | 2021-11-07 |
| 8533. | Bailey (berk) | 49.76 | — | 2009-04-24 |
| 8534. | â™ Birder (daltonman11) | 49.76 | 93% | 2014-02-06 |
| 8535. | Gail (jade2) | 49.76 | — | 2010-12-23 |
| 8536. | cya (cweetie) | 49.76 | 97% | 2013-12-11 |
| 8537. | Nitin (mintern) | 49.75 | 96% | 2021-05-27 |
| 8538. | Marc-André (axxes) | 49.75 | 93% | 2023-07-13 |
| 8539. | Faisal (nfj0143) | 49.75 | 82% | 2012-11-07 |
| 8540. | Tom (kobexoxo) | 49.75 | 93% | 2012-10-24 |
| 8541. | yagmurtastankaya-ing (yagmu... | 49.75 | 94% | 2015-03-03 |
| 8542. | Mariah (mariah31) | 49.74 | 96% | 2023-08-17 |
| 8543. | tstats[samparish] (samparish) | 49.74 | 97% | 2018-01-14 |
| 8544. | coc (maquangtri) | 49.74 | — | 2010-07-10 |
| 8545. | Christopher (chesscello) | 49.74 | 93% | 2017-04-10 |
| 8546. | minikora (minikora) | 49.74 | — | 2009-11-06 |
| 8547. | ndin (ndin) | 49.74 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 8548. | Brenna (hermioneforthew1n) | 49.73 | 97% | 2023-07-30 |
| 8549. | mhaikey (mhaikey) | 49.73 | 85% | 2012-06-19 |
| 8550. | nguyen (xuanquyet) | 49.73 | 94% | 2013-02-28 |
| 8551. | FRANCISCO (iwon) | 49.73 | — | 2009-01-11 |
| 8552. | Cevi (cevi) | 49.73 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 8553. | vaxo (vaxotivadze) | 49.72 | 95% | 2011-09-13 |
| 8554. | Abdullah (abdulah_a_f2008) | 49.72 | 97.3% | 2021-01-30 |
| 8555. | Shamz (noorie) | 49.72 | 94% | 2011-12-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |