And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34775. | liam (liamtangg) | 53.69 | 94% | 2021-08-07 |
| 34776. | Savion (savy1512) | 53.69 | 96% | 2020-07-02 |
| 34777. | Nayan (nayan32) | 53.69 | 94% | 2017-01-03 |
| 34778. | Vikk (commitedtowrite) | 53.69 | 95% | 2015-04-26 |
| 34779. | Linda (scottymaloney) | 53.69 | — | 2008-10-05 |
| 34780. | quasi (quasimodo) | 53.69 | 92% | 2012-07-31 |
| 34781. | kas (kasuga) | 53.69 | 95% | 2013-05-01 |
| 34782. | justin (justinjose2007007) | 53.68 | 96% | 2017-06-19 |
| 34783. | Mika (smorlax) | 53.67 | 97% | 2022-12-14 |
| 34784. | Ludde (clearcraft) | 53.67 | 95% | 2019-01-20 |
| 34785. | Void (voidtheorist) | 53.67 | 96% | 2021-05-15 |
| 34786. | Wahiro (wahirosianturi) | 53.67 | 85% | 2017-02-09 |
| 34787. | kingofnoobs (sumanth111) | 53.67 | 87% | 2013-02-21 |
| 34788. | Matt (tryingmybest2) | 53.67 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 34789. | SirIceColdStoneWater (siric... | 53.67 | 94% | 2016-11-06 |
| 34790. | SilentQ (silentq) | 53.67 | 95% | 2012-10-15 |
| 34791. | Ciarra (topramen) | 53.66 | 95% | 2019-11-25 |
| 34792. | Minh (mhn15920) | 53.66 | 94% | 2016-07-27 |
| 34793. | your (imbeciledoom) | 53.66 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
| 34794. | The_rock (the_rock97) | 53.66 | 95% | 2021-12-01 |
| 34795. | Lexx (nglexx) | 53.66 | 93% | 2015-11-06 |
| 34796. | ndin (ndin) | 53.66 | — | 2010-08-01 |
| 34797. | Irfan (rawalpindiexpress) | 53.66 | 95% | 2016-07-13 |
| 34798. | Manh (manhlapvo) | 53.65 | 93% | 2013-04-12 |
| 34799. | Martin (lachupakabra) | 53.65 | 97% | 2015-10-08 |
| 34800. | Aaron (gameloky) | 53.64 | 100% | 2018-01-16 |
| 34801. | yash (yash82) | 53.64 | 95% | 2022-09-15 |
| 34802. | Gaurav (gaurav_176) | 53.64 | 95.3% | 2023-10-02 |
| 34803. | Alex (sashimithenoob) | 53.64 | 96% | 2019-08-03 |
| 34804. | abc (yein_bn@hotmail.com) | 53.64 | — | 2009-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |