As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16505. | Montag (montag) | 68.88 | 96% | 2018-10-12 |
| 16506. | vuong (boneykute) | 68.88 | 94% | 2016-07-29 |
| 16507. | Andrew (okcandy) | 68.87 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
| 16508. | Tyrrant (tyrrantx) | 68.87 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 16509. | Sourish (sourish1997) | 68.87 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 16510. | jesse (jessef_9000) | 68.87 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 16511. | Jacob (liljmill) | 68.86 | 98% | 2021-12-17 |
| 16512. | dezole (dezole) | 68.86 | 97% | 2023-09-02 |
| 16513. | Aryan (alemantrix) | 68.86 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 16514. | Complex (eshimelis) | 68.86 | 91% | 2015-07-14 |
| 16515. | brooklyn (raise_the_bar) | 68.86 | 97% | 2015-08-22 |
| 16516. | Last Michael (last_michael) | 68.86 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 16517. | irfan (hanip) | 68.86 | 96% | 2016-08-03 |
| 16518. | tstats[fty1777] (fty1777) | 68.85 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 16519. | Kaius (kazm0) | 68.85 | 95% | 2020-08-17 |
| 16520. | Tina (archetype90) | 68.85 | 98% | 2018-01-04 |
| 16521. | Lostdawg3 (lostdawg3) | 68.84 | 96% | 2022-11-07 |
| 16522. | mark.ig (tryingtohavefun1924) | 68.84 | 94.6% | 2024-12-21 |
| 16523. | Enreden (enreden) | 68.84 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
| 16524. | Nicholas (abowlofrice) | 68.84 | 97% | 2020-07-10 |
| 16525. | ndh (ndhtypes) | 68.84 | 95% | 2015-04-20 |
| 16526. | Steven (mindblast3r) | 68.84 | 96% | 2016-04-05 |
| 16527. | Ethroc (someweirdcuck) | 68.83 | 97% | 2020-10-10 |
| 16528. | drago (drag00me) | 68.83 | 98.8% | 2023-10-23 |
| 16529. | Žak (slovenskikonj) | 68.82 | 94% | 2021-10-07 |
| 16530. | GilbM13 (gilbm13) | 68.82 | 95.9% | 2024-05-05 |
| 16531. | slotler (slotler) | 68.82 | 96.3% | 2023-10-31 |
| 16532. | Jetless (jetless27) | 68.82 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 16533. | Marwoleath (marwoleath) | 68.82 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 16534. | KroNox (kronoxver) | 68.82 | 95% | 2021-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |