I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8742. | 4b786NI4Us (laurier001) | 89.92 | 97% | 2019-10-19 |
| 8743. | SadmanSakib (chasedbydeath) | 89.91 | 99.3% | 2023-10-12 |
| 8744. | Abhinandan (abhi_jmd002) | 89.91 | 99% | 2018-04-11 |
| 8745. | Priyanshu (neo_trinity) | 89.91 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 8746. | Alper (alper1) | 89.91 | 97% | 2019-08-17 |
| 8747. | Pingbang (pbb_want_to_sleep) | 89.91 | 97.4% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8748. | velvet (velvetie) | 89.90 | 99% | 2021-01-17 |
| 8749. | Bossben (bossben321157) | 89.90 | 94% | 2022-08-31 |
| 8750. | Solars (solars1) | 89.89 | 96% | 2024-06-10 |
| 8751. | (stephenhan) | 89.89 | 96% | 2019-06-17 |
| 8752. | Upmanyu (abhishek2175) | 89.89 | 98.7% | 2024-12-11 |
| 8753. | Alex (k_money92) | 89.89 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
| 8754. | cutetry5 (cutetry5) | 89.89 | 97% | 2019-05-11 |
| 8755. | Amarpreet Singh (amar123200) | 89.87 | 97% | 2023-01-14 |
| 8756. | bryanjsk (bryanjunsuh) | 89.87 | 96% | 2020-11-04 |
| 8757. | Walter (kair0z) | 89.87 | 97% | 2020-09-03 |
| 8758. | Grub (grandfathergaming) | 89.86 | 97% | 2024-11-13 |
| 8759. | Victor (fasterthanyoulmao) | 89.86 | 94.6% | 2025-03-19 |
| 8760. | Harish (nchps) | 89.86 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 8761. | Steve (steve_racer) | 89.85 | 99% | 2022-03-22 |
| 8762. | migel (korean_melon) | 89.85 | 95.6% | 2023-12-08 |
| 8763. | Philip (philip191) | 89.85 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 8764. | Tom (combsto) | 89.85 | 96% | 2021-03-21 |
| 8765. | taro (doysid) | 89.85 | 97% | 2018-05-30 |
| 8766. | Travis (7yl3r) | 89.84 | 98% | 2018-11-12 |
| 8767. | Adi (diddly_doo) | 89.84 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 8768. | Scenere (phengvaj396) | 89.83 | 95.3% | 2025-02-09 |
| 8769. | Lukiji (hempasaur) | 89.83 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 8770. | ʞunɯz (zmunk) | 89.83 | 98% | 2017-10-01 |
| 8771. | Owen (iruntrack) | 89.83 | 98% | 2018-09-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |