The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13793. | Szymon (smeagol) | 82.08 | — | 2009-01-26 |
| 13794. | Luan (minhluan1590) | 82.08 | 96% | 2016-06-07 |
| 13795. | Ryan (maccadin) | 82.08 | 91% | 2014-01-30 |
| 13796. | Sapto (saptopriyono) | 82.07 | 97% | 2021-10-10 |
| 13797. | j (chinesedevil) | 82.07 | — | 2011-02-25 |
| 13798. | Replicant (replicant09) | 82.07 | 98% | 2023-04-23 |
| 13799. | ethan (ethanhennessy) | 82.07 | 89% | 2012-11-27 |
| 13800. | ♕₭ING♕ (norman0123) | 82.07 | 97% | 2017-07-23 |
| 13801. | rizon#.blank (lf94) | 82.07 | 93% | 2014-05-22 |
| 13802. | Aquaris (ryankim834) | 82.07 | 94% | 2016-02-14 |
| 13803. | Aram (arejmm7) | 82.06 | 95% | 2016-09-04 |
| 13804. | Emilio (emiliokyp) | 82.05 | 98% | 2022-05-23 |
| 13805. | Martin (imartex) | 82.05 | 97% | 2017-04-21 |
| 13806. | Juan (mecagoentodo) | 82.05 | 95% | 2016-08-02 |
| 13807. | marcos (freakwithaguitar) | 82.05 | — | 2008-09-26 |
| 13808. | drolling (dr0llingice) | 82.05 | 97% | 2013-08-09 |
| 13809. | Genaro (tamemister) | 82.04 | 95% | 2015-01-22 |
| 13810. | cellsaga (cellsaga) | 82.04 | 98% | 2019-08-10 |
| 13811. | Farhang (farhangbeh) | 82.04 | 90% | 2014-01-23 |
| 13812. | John (bsy6766) | 82.04 | 96% | 2019-05-11 |
| 13813. | Arjun (k9cruncher) | 82.04 | 97% | 2022-01-14 |
| 13814. | Mel (nc0de) | 82.04 | 97% | 2020-01-11 |
| 13815. | Nqjoe (nqjoe) | 82.04 | 95% | 2013-02-27 |
| 13816. | Victor (victorlai94) | 82.04 | 93% | 2013-04-29 |
| 13817. | Asim (_asim_) | 82.03 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 13818. | Im Hacker (im_hacker) | 82.03 | 97% | 2021-04-08 |
| 13819. | Skulkan (skulkan) | 82.03 | 94% | 2014-11-04 |
| 13820. | Lorenzo (_duplo_) | 82.03 | 96% | 2012-08-24 |
| 13821. | Joshua (jbtaylor) | 82.03 | — | 2009-07-09 |
| 13822. | Josh (djoshi) | 82.02 | 97% | 2021-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |