The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18471. | Eleonore (el_eo_nore) | 74.32 | 96% | 2013-01-31 |
| 18472. | `jakeeee_ (jakee_) | 74.32 | 91% | 2012-02-09 |
| 18473. | glowred (greytime) | 74.31 | 97% | 2022-12-23 |
| 18474. | Nanashi (nanasheen) | 74.31 | 95% | 2021-01-11 |
| 18475. | Thomas (thomasgreen) | 74.31 | 93% | 2014-04-26 |
| 18476. | Jaydotsun (jaydotsun) | 74.30 | 95% | 2022-06-01 |
| 18477. | Broken (sakambagal_aba) | 74.30 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 18478. | chesco (chesco97) | 74.30 | 95% | 2022-01-24 |
| 18479. | Henry (hgeter) | 74.30 | 99% | 2014-07-01 |
| 18480. | polsab (polsab) | 74.30 | 97% | 2015-04-22 |
| 18481. | Gjuro (gjuro_andrija) | 74.30 | 96% | 2019-06-18 |
| 18482. | MechanicalMan (superswampy) | 74.30 | 98% | 2014-01-22 |
| 18483. | Emily (snowy) | 74.30 | 91% | 2013-05-18 |
| 18484. | Kent (kentwinder) | 74.30 | — | 2010-07-29 |
| 18485. | X (iwannagetbetterthanyou) | 74.30 | 91% | 2016-02-19 |
| 18486. | GiaTuong (giatuong) | 74.30 | 95% | 2013-05-22 |
| 18487. | A (a_t_c) | 74.29 | 95% | 2023-03-08 |
| 18488. | Noah (nbarshain) | 74.29 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 18489. | Dinh Tien (luyen212) | 74.29 | — | 2010-06-09 |
| 18490. | neruねる💫 (properfinge... | 74.29 | 98% | 2018-09-16 |
| 18491. | Faquarl (iamfaquarl) | 74.29 | 93% | 2014-04-01 |
| 18492. | le vu (activelive) | 74.29 | 97% | 2012-03-16 |
| 18493. | Amogus (trajojo) | 74.28 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 18494. | Lebron (lebananajames) | 74.28 | 95% | 2022-05-24 |
| 18495. | mini (kharkongor) | 74.28 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 18496. | Toast (toastmaster127) | 74.28 | 96% | 2021-01-24 |
| 18497. | Dedamn (dedamn) | 74.28 | 95% | 2021-01-04 |
| 18498. | Manolo (manolom) | 74.28 | 88% | 2012-03-02 |
| 18499. | Zubelinde (jhony987) | 74.28 | 96% | 2012-02-07 |
| 18500. | CHIEN (chient) | 74.28 | 97% | 2016-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |