So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10914. | Mooyodauh (mooyodauh) | 83.71 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 10915. | Paul (paulek66) | 83.71 | 90% | 2014-11-06 |
| 10916. | swagmaster9000 (foxjunioraz) | 83.71 | 95% | 2017-05-27 |
| 10917. | wow (kitzin) | 83.71 | 96% | 2018-12-06 |
| 10918. | Chris (bxlletproof) | 83.70 | 97% | 2016-12-18 |
| 10919. | Gordon (gordon_ramsay2) | 83.70 | 97% | 2022-01-11 |
| 10920. | Apoorv Singhal (sasuke232) | 83.70 | 95% | 2023-01-25 |
| 10921. | Tudor (tudi) | 83.70 | 95% | 2013-10-28 |
| 10922. | Andres (ashleap) | 83.70 | 99% | 2018-11-01 |
| 10923. | John (th3w4v3) | 83.70 | 97% | 2016-04-20 |
| 10924. | Khoa (stellarirk) | 83.70 | 90% | 2012-01-16 |
| 10925. | eggy (fakeeggy) | 83.69 | 96% | 2023-06-24 |
| 10926. | Neris Luke (ruukudesu) | 83.69 | 96% | 2021-06-05 |
| 10927. | Fionalee (fionalee) | 83.69 | 98.3% | 2021-02-19 |
| 10928. | Yuuki (se_yuuki) | 83.69 | 95% | 2016-01-25 |
| 10929. | xjkan (xjkan) | 83.69 | 95% | 2016-04-07 |
| 10930. | sig (crydig) | 83.68 | 96% | 2021-01-09 |
| 10931. | Spindarella (spindarella) | 83.68 | 95% | 2013-02-17 |
| 10932. | Kevin (kevinmm) | 83.68 | 98% | 2016-01-03 |
| 10933. | Nikolaj (nik12103) | 83.68 | 95% | 2013-12-02 |
| 10934. | S (chimerahitman) | 83.68 | 98% | 2016-05-03 |
| 10935. | Daniel (nawkisnotavailable) | 83.68 | 94% | 2012-10-26 |
| 10936. | Justin (justinmc7) | 83.67 | 97% | 2013-09-12 |
| 10937. | David (steekdal) | 83.67 | 98% | 2019-09-05 |
| 10938. | Alex (__alex__) | 83.66 | 99% | 2016-11-17 |
| 10939. | Adam Ahmad (adamahmad) | 83.66 | 98% | 2023-07-03 |
| 10940. | Reverend Poo Poo Bum (poopy... | 83.66 | 98% | 2020-06-14 |
| 10941. | Thomas (fifthshift) | 83.66 | 97% | 2014-01-14 |
| 10942. | Ian (sirbowlsworth) | 83.65 | 97% | 2018-04-15 |
| 10943. | stalkers (stalkers0418) | 83.65 | 98% | 2023-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |