I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7036. | Danish (danishamir) | 98.36 | 99% | 2020-11-17 |
| 7037. | Ashy (mrashy) | 98.36 | 98% | 2018-11-19 |
| 7038. | Andrew (epiandrew) | 98.35 | 98% | 2022-05-09 |
| 7039. | BOss (goldere) | 98.35 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 7040. | Dickson (kldho2) | 98.35 | 96.7% | 2023-07-27 |
| 7041. | Andrè (andrree) | 98.35 | 98.2% | 2024-05-20 |
| 7042. | aokasokasdsaok (maoiie) | 98.34 | 95.9% | 2025-03-11 |
| 7043. | Mato (matoxz) | 98.33 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 7044. | Harm (harmdebeuker) | 98.33 | 95.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 7045. | Victo (victo_sn) | 98.33 | 99% | 2021-01-23 |
| 7046. | phardsz (phardsz) | 98.33 | 98% | 2019-09-19 |
| 7047. | bird bird bird (qcrain) | 98.32 | 98% | 2018-03-24 |
| 7048. | Andre (andreangelo) | 98.32 | 99% | 2019-12-27 |
| 7049. | Timothy (chuzzz) | 98.31 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 7050. | Fardin (manzif) | 98.31 | 98% | 2022-09-30 |
| 7051. | dvoraK (glacies) | 98.31 | 98% | 2017-06-27 |
| 7052. | theyluvcailyn (ntcailyn) | 98.30 | 99% | 2024-05-08 |
| 7053. | Nah (natezxc) | 98.30 | 99% | 2022-05-24 |
| 7054. | Vande Mataram (glynik) | 98.30 | 98% | 2020-08-14 |
| 7055. | Dimitri (penguinhams) | 98.30 | 98% | 2021-11-29 |
| 7056. | Mr. (pokerface45) | 98.29 | 97% | 2020-01-31 |
| 7057. | HiRex (blacktedr) | 98.28 | 97% | 2024-11-14 |
| 7058. | BLANK (blank_zora) | 98.28 | 97% | 2025-07-10 |
| 7059. | RayOfLight (rayoflight) | 98.27 | 99% | 2024-06-20 |
| 7060. | Emma (kimy00) | 98.27 | 98% | 2022-04-28 |
| 7061. | E. Crimson [MX] ~ (galneryus) | 98.27 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
| 7062. | Sam (sae19) | 98.26 | 99% | 2021-01-23 |
| 7063. | Eugene (eugeneteoh) | 98.26 | 97% | 2021-01-10 |
| 7064. | DU30 FASCIST (tymarc) | 98.26 | 89% | 2017-02-18 |
| 7065. | Valorance (valorance) | 98.25 | 97% | 2022-10-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |