And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4809. | (kamelot28) | 112.43 | 96% | 2014-05-19 |
| 4810. | (ronneclee) | 112.42 | 99% | 2022-04-22 |
| 4811. | (euwern) | 112.41 | 97% | 2020-10-17 |
| 4812. | (ebobo) | 112.39 | 96% | 2015-02-24 |
| 4813. | (snoopyisop) | 112.39 | 95% | 2021-07-17 |
| 4814. | (kebinh) | 112.39 | 98% | 2014-05-28 |
| 4815. | (kidhacks) | 112.38 | 98% | 2013-08-21 |
| 4816. | (argoneus) | 112.38 | 94% | 2013-10-03 |
| 4817. | (robedigov) | 112.38 | 99% | 2012-08-29 |
| 4818. | xiaobai (superbarnie) | 112.38 | 95% | 2016-07-26 |
| 4819. | (nutmeg0686) | 112.38 | 97% | 2013-04-18 |
| 4820. | (zero_ortho) | 112.37 | 99% | 2018-03-29 |
| 4821. | (globmont) | 112.37 | 96% | 2016-12-17 |
| 4822. | cortmarshal (cortmarshal) | 112.37 | 98% | 2021-06-26 |
| 4823. | (acheron) | 112.37 | 97% | 2014-07-25 |
| 4824. | Brian (darmok) | 112.37 | — | 2010-02-15 |
| 4825. | (cyril715) | 112.36 | — | 2010-02-11 |
| 4826. | (otissistrunk1) | 112.36 | 99% | 2021-06-04 |
| 4827. | (vincentb) | 112.36 | — | 2010-01-17 |
| 4828. | (natenite) | 112.36 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 4829. | (kamireign) | 112.35 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 4830. | (johnprogrammer1) | 112.35 | 98.2% | 2023-10-31 |
| 4831. | (greenlotion) | 112.35 | 97% | 2014-06-07 |
| 4832. | (superstronghold) | 112.35 | 97% | 2013-04-19 |
| 4833. | (amoz11) | 112.33 | 97% | 2021-06-14 |
| 4834. | an0ma1y (an0ma1y) | 112.33 | 99% | 2023-03-11 |
| 4835. | (packedup) | 112.33 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 4836. | (kylodan) | 112.33 | 99% | 2017-05-22 |
| 4837. | (argy) | 112.33 | 97% | 2012-05-18 |
| 4838. | (spookeeh) | 112.32 | 93% | 2016-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |