Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5094. | Jeremy (snoozeallday) | 98.82 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 5095. | Eduardo (aledtr) | 98.81 | 99% | 2021-05-18 |
| 5096. | Akari (chaerin) | 98.81 | 96% | 2016-05-22 |
| 5097. | Solid (solidtheory) | 98.81 | 91% | 2012-04-10 |
| 5098. | Kevin (polarizing) | 98.81 | 96% | 2013-12-12 |
| 5099. | Mitch (maniacmitch) | 98.81 | 97% | 2019-07-02 |
| 5100. | th3human23 (th3human23) | 98.80 | 99% | 2019-12-20 |
| 5101. | Bradley (excision) | 98.80 | 92% | 2012-06-05 |
| 5102. | aoeuidhtns (tamiya) | 98.80 | — | 2009-06-27 |
| 5103. | surfertrek (yonkdaddy) | 98.79 | 96% | 2015-07-28 |
| 5104. | Jenni (totalnerdgasm) | 98.79 | — | 2010-05-15 |
| 5105. | Bogdan (popabogdanp) | 98.78 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 5106. | Fish (fishtent) | 98.78 | 89% | 2016-02-10 |
| 5107. | Peanut (peanutpocket) | 98.78 | 96% | 2021-03-02 |
| 5108. | zane (magicsoap) | 98.77 | 98% | 2018-12-20 |
| 5109. | Michael (additive) | 98.77 | 91% | 2013-03-22 |
| 5110. | Daveshepherd (dmei0676) | 98.76 | 98% | 2023-01-23 |
| 5111. | nate (nate2936) | 98.76 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
| 5112. | chiba (chibabijo) | 98.76 | 97% | 2017-11-21 |
| 5113. | Adam (adamsyaq) | 98.75 | 99% | 2021-07-10 |
| 5114. | Lasse (lasse18) | 98.75 | 97% | 2018-01-02 |
| 5115. | Billy (oatmeal417) | 98.74 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 5116. | General (generalmalorn) | 98.74 | 98% | 2023-02-16 |
| 5117. | Thunderstorm (thunderst0rm27) | 98.74 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
| 5118. | Minjae (minjaesong) | 98.73 | 97% | 2018-08-29 |
| 5119. | Seph (callipygia) | 98.73 | 93% | 2016-07-20 |
| 5120. | Mohammed (saif0106) | 98.72 | 98% | 2023-08-01 |
| 5121. | stalkers (stalkers0418) | 98.72 | 98% | 2023-01-20 |
| 5122. | Mitchell (mdyer44) | 98.72 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 5123. | isaac (nawtu) | 98.72 | 100% | 2014-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |