Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 39455. | Marcus (cryotheus) | 29.82 | 93.5% | 2021-02-18 |
| 39456. | vbk (vbk_) | 29.82 | 92% | 2021-08-12 |
| 39457. | ngongo (ngongo) | 29.81 | 94% | 2018-06-06 |
| 39458. | Nazarello (progdad) | 29.81 | 95% | 2022-11-16 |
| 39459. | Seek (toincreasetyping) | 29.80 | 95% | 2020-12-28 |
| 39460. | Chawakorn (wincsac) | 29.80 | 87% | 2016-10-08 |
| 39461. | Ivan (fafner_) | 29.79 | 97% | 2018-05-20 |
| 39462. | vaibhav (vaib) | 29.78 | 90% | 2014-01-09 |
| 39463. | natasya (myratabz) | 29.78 | 92% | 2011-12-22 |
| 39464. | Nikhil kumar (nikhil_kmr) | 29.78 | 96% | 2022-10-12 |
| 39465. | La Divasa (isabel) | 29.77 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 39466. | Thomas (suckballs) | 29.77 | — | 2010-04-12 |
| 39467. | TheRealFox01 (therealfox01) | 29.77 | 96% | 2019-03-18 |
| 39468. | Tuya (battuya) | 29.76 | 92% | 2015-09-09 |
| 39469. | Prabhash (curlymenace) | 29.76 | 93.3% | 2021-02-02 |
| 39470. | slowpoke (wpm4life) | 29.76 | 90% | 2020-08-13 |
| 39471. | Abdulhamid (abdu10) | 29.75 | 97% | 2011-11-26 |
| 39472. | Nasir (nasiruddin93) | 29.75 | 98% | 2023-06-21 |
| 39473. | Md (rabbani2016) | 29.74 | 93% | 2022-07-26 |
| 39474. | Masha (marinast) | 29.73 | 91% | 2016-01-21 |
| 39475. | figen (lale) | 29.72 | 92% | 2013-02-22 |
| 39476. | wang ying (wangying) | 29.71 | 95% | 2012-04-11 |
| 39477. | Sharif (sa524402) | 29.71 | 94% | 2022-03-09 |
| 39478. | bobbejaan (bobbejaan) | 29.71 | 93% | 2022-09-04 |
| 39479. | JesusOnSteroid (cersertype) | 29.70 | 94% | 2015-05-31 |
| 39480. | khemraj (khemrajdhruw) | 29.70 | 95% | 2021-04-01 |
| 39481. | Siddharth (siddharth_312) | 29.70 | 91% | 2023-07-15 |
| 39482. | Kevin (shrockracer) | 29.69 | 93% | 2021-01-06 |
| 39483. | Rival (kokor) | 29.68 | 92% | 2016-07-17 |
| 39484. | Bill nye the russian spy (c... | 29.68 | 93% | 2019-10-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |