As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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18029. | Mbenga (mbenga) | 65.60 | 94% | 2015-04-13 |
18030. | Immanuel (coolenderman99) | 65.59 | 96% | 2022-09-29 |
18031. | Bob (bobtyping) | 65.59 | 96% | 2021-01-08 |
18032. | ming-yang (pauls) | 65.59 | 95% | 2016-07-08 |
18033. | Lior (liorg225) | 65.59 | 93% | 2015-12-26 |
18034. | latias (latiaslatios) | 65.59 | 93% | 2016-05-17 |
18035. | Izhan (izhan99) | 65.58 | 97% | 2020-01-02 |
18036. | Adilzhan (adilzhan1112) | 65.58 | 95% | 2022-12-31 |
18037. | FieryPotato (ackros) | 65.58 | 92% | 2015-10-14 |
18038. | TopRamen (justsean) | 65.58 | 91% | 2015-09-02 |
18039. | Ryan (rhyemar) | 65.58 | 95% | 2018-11-20 |
18040. | Endrianus (endrianusgohan) | 65.57 | 95% | 2021-09-23 |
18041. | SIVAPRASAD (sp_maharana) | 65.57 | 96% | 2022-12-22 |
18042. | Michael (yinyanyo3) | 65.57 | 97% | 2020-09-29 |
18043. | Justin (fuzzjr101) | 65.56 | 95% | 2021-07-15 |
18044. | Duck (theduckracer) | 65.56 | 95% | 2020-04-05 |
18045. | fish (fishhhh) | 65.55 | 96% | 2023-09-02 |
18046. | Nasir (nasir_hussain) | 65.55 | 97% | 2021-10-01 |
18047. | Taras (gavair) | 65.55 | 96% | 2022-07-27 |
18048. | Anton Yang (golden_typer1) | 65.54 | 98% | 2023-08-06 |
18049. | Moellie (moelong1) | 65.54 | 96% | 2021-11-07 |
18050. | Emi (obitoke) | 65.54 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
18051. | G-Flow (rg3000385) | 65.54 | 97% | 2020-01-11 |
18052. | Romin (rominpasa) | 65.54 | 97% | 2019-12-04 |
18053. | chicken (chicken4soup) | 65.54 | 97% | 2017-10-11 |
18054. | Erick (erick501) | 65.53 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
18055. | Om (omkashyap007) | 65.53 | 95% | 2022-02-15 |
18056. | Caleb (cabona) | 65.53 | 96% | 2021-07-13 |
18057. | Ferrari (fluidcoder) | 65.53 | 99% | 2018-08-05 |
18058. | kervin (kervinramen) | 65.52 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |