So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36006. | kimhoun (kimhoun) | 32.44 | 93% | 2013-11-30 |
| 36007. | Bra (doner) | 32.41 | 94% | 2014-07-10 |
| 36008. | allwin (allwinxavier1992) | 32.41 | 88% | 2013-10-31 |
| 36009. | WIIASD (wiiasd) | 32.37 | 94% | 2022-05-30 |
| 36010. | Pui Hay (brookskyer) | 32.18 | 97% | 2012-10-19 |
| 36011. | Faith (_faith) | 32.13 | 93% | 2016-06-24 |
| 36012. | Callum (specktome26) | 32.03 | 93% | 2013-09-20 |
| 36013. | agravi (agravi) | 32.00 | 92% | 2015-07-22 |
| 36014. | JC (like_ocean) | 31.98 | — | 2010-12-22 |
| 36015. | Jordan (jmarleyw) | 31.93 | 86% | 2015-10-13 |
| 36016. | I'm Back (david3210) | 31.79 | 86% | 2015-08-26 |
| 36017. | tulog nah (alantingan) | 31.77 | 94.4% | 2021-03-02 |
| 36018. | Vishvajeet (vishva48) | 31.71 | 96% | 2023-08-12 |
| 36019. | manoj (kumarmanojsahu2121) | 31.69 | 95% | 2012-08-24 |
| 36020. | Pavlo (p_lazariev) | 31.60 | 97% | 2022-07-14 |
| 36021. | Ricky (ricky) | 31.58 | — | 2008-10-08 |
| 36022. | Nash (nasha) | 31.54 | — | 2008-11-03 |
| 36023. | duong (anhhungcolao) | 31.53 | 92% | 2013-08-24 |
| 36024. | bboy_aja (abdelaja) | 31.51 | 97% | 2020-10-12 |
| 36025. | Justin (liontan) | 31.49 | 93% | 2020-05-08 |
| 36026. | nguyen (overdose) | 31.45 | 90% | 2011-10-12 |
| 36027. | vishal kumar (uchiha12) | 31.42 | 85% | 2013-10-31 |
| 36028. | shashank (shashank3900) | 31.40 | 93% | 2015-06-12 |
| 36029. | tuyen (hongtuyen) | 31.39 | 97% | 2019-04-27 |
| 36030. | Karan (karan_m) | 31.36 | 95% | 2022-09-03 |
| 36031. | Burcu (elika) | 31.33 | 88% | 2014-03-17 |
| 36032. | naveen (nabu) | 31.30 | 80% | 2012-08-24 |
| 36033. | lkh2003 (lkh2003) | 31.13 | 88% | 2012-03-08 |
| 36034. | suresh (suri45) | 31.10 | 85% | 2014-03-18 |
| 36035. | vim_expert (vim_expert) | 31.07 | 93% | 2023-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |