Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2496. | xena (scogx3281) | 81.19 | 96% | 2020-02-02 |
| 2497. | Matt (n00ton) | 81.19 | 97% | 2020-09-21 |
| 2498. | ∞ (lukman999) | 81.19 | 98% | 2020-06-22 |
| 2499. | narze (narze) | 81.19 | 98% | 2018-09-27 |
| 2500. | Donzelle (donnie12) | 81.18 | 97% | 2020-10-26 |
| 2501. | ty (ty1649) | 81.18 | 97% | 2020-10-25 |
| 2502. | Maciej (thasobot) | 81.15 | 98% | 2020-01-27 |
| 2503. | steven (heman023) | 81.14 | 97% | 2020-09-27 |
| 2504. | M (maddyjune) | 81.12 | 97% | 2018-03-23 |
| 2505. | shimona (shimonas) | 81.12 | 96% | 2019-10-31 |
| 2506. | JV (jibs12) | 81.11 | 98% | 2020-03-26 |
| 2507. | Freedom (employ) | 81.11 | 100% | 2019-01-06 |
| 2508. | Dmitry (xallt) | 81.10 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 2509. | Eli (maketyperacergreatagain) | 81.05 | 98% | 2017-08-01 |
| 2510. | Daniel (mickeyyaya) | 81.02 | 98% | 2020-06-09 |
| 2511. | (joniboi) | 81.00 | 95% | 2018-02-02 |
| 2512. | Naruth (naruth) | 80.99 | 96% | 2019-12-28 |
| 2513. | Zeki (zekiye1) | 80.99 | 99% | 2018-12-13 |
| 2514. | Jerome (babayaga36) | 80.99 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 2515. | Austin (austinsnow) | 80.99 | 96% | 2019-10-28 |
| 2516. | Landon (landoneskridge) | 80.98 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 2517. | Kyle (howdydoodat) | 80.98 | 97% | 2018-06-18 |
| 2518. | ApSad (apaars) | 80.97 | 98% | 2020-09-02 |
| 2519. | (based) (not_medicine) | 80.96 | 98% | 2019-03-08 |
| 2520. | Johnnieboy (bently5102) | 80.92 | 96% | 2020-08-03 |
| 2521. | kmkkmk (kmkkmk) | 80.91 | 98% | 2018-10-23 |
| 2522. | Matt (pinheadlarry5) | 80.90 | 98% | 2020-11-10 |
| 2523. | Slow (centrax) | 80.90 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 2524. | Sam (elementroar) | 80.89 | 95% | 2018-04-23 |
| 2525. | Time-Saving Techy (keyyong) | 80.89 | 99% | 2017-12-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |