I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11793. | Chaitanya (enpitsu_k) | 81.92 | 98% | 2023-04-05 |
| 11794. | Nasrullah (nasrullah) | 81.92 | 99% | 2022-12-12 |
| 11795. | WheelieTron3000 (wheelietro... | 81.92 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 11796. | spacegoose (spaceg00se) | 81.92 | 96% | 2019-10-23 |
| 11797. | Jot (jotss) | 81.91 | 95% | 2018-06-29 |
| 11798. | Captain (eren_eager) | 81.91 | 96% | 2026-05-01 |
| 11799. | R (rg76) | 81.91 | 98% | 2019-07-04 |
| 11800. | Mohamed (m_bakr) | 81.90 | 94.8% | 2024-08-26 |
| 11801. | Danny (dingyua7) | 81.90 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 11802. | Michael Josh (catalystgamer) | 81.90 | 97% | 2017-10-26 |
| 11803. | Curtis (chefforn) | 81.90 | 97% | 2018-06-06 |
| 11804. | Nguyễn Minh (shiftk) | 81.88 | 97% | 2025-08-28 |
| 11805. | God'sFavSon (alex50k) | 81.88 | 97% | 2023-02-17 |
| 11806. | jai (predator726) | 81.88 | 98% | 2023-03-13 |
| 11807. | Kai (ckai) | 81.88 | 96% | 2022-01-21 |
| 11808. | Matt (iproz) | 81.88 | 94% | 2021-05-22 |
| 11809. | Fran (narfornothing) | 81.87 | 97% | 2021-05-07 |
| 11810. | narso (narso) | 81.87 | 97% | 2022-06-24 |
| 11811. | ahaha (klaci) | 81.87 | 98% | 2022-01-09 |
| 11812. | Kobus (klabuschagne) | 81.87 | 99% | 2017-09-13 |
| 11813. | Asoka Heng (asoka751) | 81.86 | 97% | 2022-09-30 |
| 11814. | emanuel (emanuelt_) | 81.86 | 97% | 2019-10-18 |
| 11815. | Sam (samthemaam) | 81.86 | 96% | 2018-04-03 |
| 11816. | Yummyniku (yummyniku) | 81.86 | 99% | 2021-03-01 |
| 11817. | Rjnal (rjnal) | 81.86 | 99% | 2019-06-19 |
| 11818. | Max (max_pinc) | 81.86 | 98% | 2018-12-12 |
| 11819. | Elias (larvar) | 81.85 | 94% | 2022-05-06 |
| 11820. | Kieran (iikeurig) | 81.85 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 11821. | Fishy_Types (fishy_types) | 81.85 | 96.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 11822. | LEntless (lentless) | 81.85 | 97% | 2017-09-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |