I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3089. | Eugene (rawners) | 77.53 | 98% | 2026-03-03 |
| 3090. | trueIce (trueice113) | 77.52 | 97% | 2024-08-08 |
| 3091. | doob (dooberton) | 77.52 | 98% | 2024-10-16 |
| 3092. | Gaurav (gaurav_38) | 77.52 | 95.8% | 2023-07-12 |
| 3093. | zOoOoOoM (somerdm) | 77.51 | 96.5% | 2023-09-09 |
| 3094. | Remedy (endermoon) | 77.49 | 96% | 2024-02-27 |
| 3095. | Ashutosh (daleaisoft) | 77.48 | 97% | 2024-02-19 |
| 3096. | Marty (marty_pickles) | 77.42 | 97% | 2024-06-13 |
| 3097. | CarCubePanda (carcubepanda) | 77.41 | 98% | 2023-06-27 |
| 3098. | Olz (olzdadz) | 77.40 | 98% | 2023-05-08 |
| 3099. | CraftyDavid (craftydavid) | 77.40 | 98% | 2025-03-27 |
| 3100. | Alex (teardrop01) | 77.35 | 95% | 2024-07-22 |
| 3101. | draegoncake (draegoncake) | 77.33 | 95.8% | 2024-03-24 |
| 3102. | TKamo (tkamo) | 77.33 | 97.6% | 2023-10-11 |
| 3103. | ζεεΊζ (vhoudini) | 77.29 | 96% | 2025-05-27 |
| 3104. | wby (wbyy) | 77.27 | 95.6% | 2024-06-24 |
| 3105. | RabbitsFoot (rabbitsfoot) | 77.26 | 98% | 2023-08-03 |
| 3106. | Cameron (narbitz) | 77.26 | 96.1% | 2023-10-22 |
| 3107. | Parker (newtown54) | 77.23 | 95% | 2024-12-31 |
| 3108. | Le Roux (meneerotterkopx2) | 77.23 | 97% | 2023-09-25 |
| 3109. | vikash chaurasiya (typist_h... | 77.22 | 98% | 2024-10-03 |
| 3110. | pz (pingzhi) | 77.20 | 96.2% | 2023-12-28 |
| 3111. | Dileep (dileepnk) | 77.19 | 96.9% | 2025-01-11 |
| 3112. | Abhishek (vbunny) | 77.18 | 96% | 2025-01-08 |
| 3113. | Magesh (cali_forniaa) | 77.15 | 96.6% | 2023-12-26 |
| 3114. | steb (saenaii) | 77.13 | 96.5% | 2024-04-10 |
| 3115. | Dennis (ocrayat16) | 77.11 | 96.8% | 2024-12-16 |
| 3116. | Lightningbulb (lightningbulb) | 77.10 | 95.6% | 2023-10-14 |
| 3117. | ok (banadagril) | 77.08 | 97% | 2023-05-11 |
| 3118. | chickychock (chickychock) | 77.08 | 97.7% | 2024-03-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |