I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25304. | Jope (jope) | 48.99 | 93% | 2019-04-14 |
| 25305. | omar (omer0) | 48.99 | 97% | 2021-04-28 |
| 25306. | Nighil (nighil) | 48.99 | 87% | 2017-04-10 |
| 25307. | dandy (wood_fired_pizza) | 48.97 | 96% | 2020-04-23 |
| 25308. | Oxygen (oxygenthief) | 48.96 | 93% | 2019-10-06 |
| 25309. | GiraffeyTurtle (giraffeytur... | 48.96 | 95.3% | 2021-02-10 |
| 25310. | mzhang (data_m) | 48.96 | 96% | 2021-07-19 |
| 25311. | claire (clairennd) | 48.96 | 95% | 2021-01-21 |
| 25312. | Michal (mlvy2589) | 48.96 | 94% | 2021-04-02 |
| 25313. | Isaac (slowpokeilluminate) | 48.95 | 96% | 2020-08-29 |
| 25314. | Dimicky (dimicky_lord) | 48.95 | 93.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 25315. | Yan (tzunyan) | 48.95 | 95% | 2023-05-18 |
| 25316. | V (screaminbanshee) | 48.95 | 89% | 2016-06-16 |
| 25317. | tstats[nassserz] (nassserz) | 48.94 | 96% | 2023-07-13 |
| 25318. | firoz (firoz_bhai) | 48.94 | 93% | 2021-01-03 |
| 25319. | Romit (junior12345) | 48.94 | 95% | 2021-05-08 |
| 25320. | Ananth Narayan (narayananan... | 48.93 | 95% | 2023-05-22 |
| 25321. | golfuba (golfuba) | 48.93 | 94% | 2021-09-18 |
| 25322. | Tarun (tarunbamania) | 48.93 | 88% | 2016-08-17 |
| 25323. | Lukas (lukbuz) | 48.92 | 96% | 2021-01-07 |
| 25324. | Bryce (bpolito8) | 48.92 | 95% | 2018-01-20 |
| 25325. | ccc (ahmadxsamer) | 48.92 | 95% | 2020-06-05 |
| 25326. | Prabath (psaw) | 48.92 | 93% | 2016-08-03 |
| 25327. | Apurva (sheena_apur) | 48.91 | 90% | 2017-01-16 |
| 25328. | Rup (rup123) | 48.90 | 98% | 2022-12-27 |
| 25329. | Chadwick (lordelmo) | 48.89 | 93% | 2018-09-19 |
| 25330. | Martin (martymcb) | 48.89 | 95% | 2022-12-22 |
| 25331. | joshua (joshua_atibula) | 48.89 | 91% | 2016-03-21 |
| 25332. | Fiha (fiha16) | 48.89 | 95% | 2021-03-30 |
| 25333. | Nerissa (fsuu) | 48.89 | 94% | 2016-07-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |