I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12531. | raymond (almondbubby) | 83.27 | 96% | 2023-02-24 |
| 12532. | Kannady (kannady) | 83.27 | 98% | 2025-01-01 |
| 12533. | TerribleTypissed (terrible_... | 83.27 | 98% | 2019-03-13 |
| 12534. | ahmed (ahmed202) | 83.26 | 99% | 2025-05-02 |
| 12535. | U (ugoracer) | 83.26 | 96.1% | 2023-09-27 |
| 12536. | Typist (roadto140wpm) | 83.26 | 96.4% | 2023-11-21 |
| 12537. | Kayle (takeasushi) | 83.25 | 98% | 2020-11-05 |
| 12538. | Sonic (sonicaks) | 83.25 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
| 12539. | Romeo (seecez) | 83.25 | 96% | 2018-10-28 |
| 12540. | Zach (zach_fitz11) | 83.24 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 12541. | tstats[rajendra_thakur] (ra... | 83.24 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 12542. | Viv (vivek_) | 83.24 | 96% | 2023-10-05 |
| 12543. | Marx (marxjp) | 83.24 | 99% | 2021-07-05 |
| 12544. | DK (dkagustin) | 83.24 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| 12545. | krisna (kp30) | 83.23 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 12546. | Mohammad (moreda1999) | 83.23 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 12547. | napppyuuu (napppyu) | 83.22 | 96% | 2022-06-20 |
| 12548. | shameel (shameel_56) | 83.22 | 97.3% | 2023-11-08 |
| 12549. | Rocherfarrala (rocherfarrala) | 83.21 | 98% | 2018-05-14 |
| 12550. | Matty (cannotdivideby0) | 83.21 | 98% | 2021-10-28 |
| 12551. | Alan (erical77) | 83.21 | 98% | 2022-04-11 |
| 12552. | krisr17 (kk017) | 83.21 | 95.6% | 2023-08-04 |
| 12553. | Sibidigonky (bromelts) | 83.21 | 98% | 2020-01-17 |
| 12554. | Kris (tetay) | 83.20 | 97% | 2018-07-12 |
| 12555. | ZQXJ (zqxj) | 83.20 | 98% | 2018-10-23 |
| 12556. | spicysoup (spicysoup) | 83.20 | 97% | 2023-03-13 |
| 12557. | Alec (whippasnappa) | 83.20 | 98% | 2017-12-11 |
| 12558. | Ev (evturn) | 83.20 | 99% | 2018-08-10 |
| 12559. | コタ (kotasucksatyping) | 83.19 | 96% | 2022-04-05 |
| 12560. | MMitch42 (mmitch42) | 83.19 | 96% | 2023-05-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |