I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8077. | Froody (froody129) | 90.72 | 97.4% | 2024-03-20 |
| 8078. | InnerPotat (innerpotat) | 90.72 | 96% | 2023-04-28 |
| 8079. | Questt (questtlee) | 90.72 | 97.1% | 2025-04-14 |
| 8080. | Mr. (dyldodyldo) | 90.72 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
| 8081. | asdf (asdf5742) | 90.72 | 97% | 2021-01-05 |
| 8082. | riptide (riptide124) | 90.71 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 8083. | Lucas (andrew_tate69) | 90.71 | 96% | 2024-04-10 |
| 8084. | Ramor (rom10cort) | 90.71 | 97.7% | 2023-11-25 |
| 8085. | Ray (gilzea) | 90.71 | 95.6% | 2023-09-18 |
| 8086. | William (12grainbreads) | 90.70 | 99% | 2020-09-02 |
| 8087. | deckador (deckador) | 90.70 | 98% | 2020-02-24 |
| 8088. | Robin (weissenburg) | 90.70 | 97% | 2020-11-09 |
| 8089. | Rise (danial7) | 90.69 | 97.6% | 2024-09-25 |
| 8090. | Daniel (sea_sick) | 90.69 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 8091. | Marian (vanilla2) | 90.69 | 96% | 2021-10-13 |
| 8092. | Alejandro (foreversick) | 90.68 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 8093. | heard (cor_samurai) | 90.67 | 94% | 2023-09-13 |
| 8094. | Emily (sophy416) | 90.67 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 8095. | Amir (nao.paladin@yahoo.com) | 90.67 | 99% | 2019-05-01 |
| 8096. | Hai (haiphan) | 90.66 | 97.3% | 2024-11-18 |
| 8097. | Mr. Ernest (kevinkevvvy) | 90.66 | 98% | 2019-05-09 |
| 8098. | min (minimummin) | 90.65 | 95% | 2025-05-02 |
| 8099. | Bares3w3 (baresthreewthree) | 90.65 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
| 8100. | Rav (impaledbison) | 90.65 | 96.6% | 2023-11-09 |
| 8101. | Ohad (ohadshwartzman) | 90.65 | 98% | 2020-03-21 |
| 8102. | Tom (tom_309) | 90.65 | 97% | 2017-07-14 |
| 8103. | Al (4pfgrec) | 90.64 | 96% | 2024-11-11 |
| 8104. | Lola (lolamn) | 90.64 | 98% | 2019-10-04 |
| 8105. | Stampo (nikolostam) | 90.64 | 97.1% | 2023-12-28 |
| 8106. | Ahmad (zoz201) | 90.64 | 95% | 2020-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |