And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13176. | Andres (andres0432) | 91.31 | 92% | 2016-01-11 |
| 13177. | Roy (roypon11) | 91.31 | 95% | 2014-10-09 |
| 13178. | arun (arunnari) | 91.31 | 95% | 2016-04-22 |
| 13179. | jamcubing (jamcubing) | 91.30 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 13180. | Jared (jared_lindsey) | 91.30 | 99% | 2023-08-20 |
| 13181. | 김택용 (bisu) | 91.30 | — | 2011-04-20 |
| 13182. | sixten (calvin2) | 91.30 | 98% | 2021-05-08 |
| 13183. | dnugzz (dnugzz) | 91.30 | 92% | 2016-04-18 |
| 13184. | Asier (asierart) | 91.30 | 98% | 2023-01-11 |
| 13185. | eric (eric8) | 91.30 | 99% | 2021-03-14 |
| 13186. | Nope McGee (jazz4dayz) | 91.29 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 13187. | Mark (mkashani17) | 91.29 | 97% | 2021-05-14 |
| 13188. | Mo (mo5451) | 91.28 | 91% | 2015-04-01 |
| 13189. | rayra (rayra24) | 91.28 | 97% | 2016-12-12 |
| 13190. | Eddie (emederos) | 91.28 | 98% | 2014-11-17 |
| 13191. | Ted [Dvorak] (tedm) | 91.28 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 13192. | dog (timl) | 91.27 | 98% | 2016-06-03 |
| 13193. | Bertil (chariatos) | 91.27 | 98% | 2017-10-10 |
| 13194. | Bram (bramhaag) | 91.27 | 98% | 2017-11-11 |
| 13195. | Amir (nao.paladin@yahoo.com) | 91.27 | 98% | 2021-09-11 |
| 13196. | Ben (lpisgood) | 91.27 | 97% | 2011-08-01 |
| 13197. | Aaron (rileymartin) | 91.27 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 13198. | Melas (melas1) | 91.26 | 96% | 2021-10-10 |
| 13199. | satwik (satwik_060) | 91.26 | 96% | 2023-05-31 |
| 13200. | Emil (emilcano) | 91.26 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 13201. | Saika (totsuka_saika) | 91.26 | 98% | 2023-07-28 |
| 13202. | Yemeni (967bytes) | 91.26 | 97% | 2017-06-28 |
| 13203. | Ryan (kovarik1) | 91.26 | 95% | 2015-02-02 |
| 13204. | mike (killermike) | 91.25 | 99% | 2014-04-08 |
| 13205. | Izzy (ishey) | 91.25 | 96.8% | 2021-02-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |