So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27707. | Derek (kroni) | 56.59 | 95.4% | 2021-02-02 |
| 27708. | Aarondn34 (aarondn34) | 56.59 | 93% | 2016-06-24 |
| 27709. | Ethel (ethel7t7) | 56.59 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 27710. | Daniel (danmar) | 56.59 | — | 2011-01-10 |
| 27711. | Aelyos learns to type (aely... | 56.58 | 96% | 2021-11-25 |
| 27712. | Sarp (whitechocolatee) | 56.58 | 95% | 2017-12-26 |
| 27713. | Ashish (ashishsawale) | 56.58 | 94% | 2014-06-07 |
| 27714. | brandon (tezzier) | 56.57 | 98% | 2016-11-26 |
| 27715. | La1ka (laikan) | 56.57 | 93% | 2020-01-03 |
| 27716. | vinh (tienvinh) | 56.57 | 95% | 2023-04-27 |
| 27717. | Jasper (littleyiiyii) | 56.57 | 95% | 2022-11-10 |
| 27718. | jeff (icecoldsprite) | 56.57 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
| 27719. | Ryan (ryanbay) | 56.57 | 96% | 2014-01-03 |
| 27720. | Gabby (gabbyou) | 56.57 | — | 2009-12-05 |
| 27721. | Ryan (rhyemar) | 56.57 | 94% | 2018-03-01 |
| 27722. | Fredrik (pexxen) | 56.57 | 85% | 2013-09-24 |
| 27723. | Amr (amr98) | 56.56 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 27724. | David Michael (portdavenport) | 56.56 | 97% | 2018-09-22 |
| 27725. | s (buyutec) | 56.56 | — | 2009-02-25 |
| 27726. | Nirav (niravkothari) | 56.56 | 90% | 2016-04-01 |
| 27727. | Nan (nanzhong) | 56.56 | 88% | 2014-04-19 |
| 27728. | Aimless (ladylike) | 56.56 | 98% | 2018-05-09 |
| 27729. | Tausif (fishey3) | 56.55 | 97% | 2019-10-17 |
| 27730. | BathTime (daddysbathtime) | 56.55 | 99% | 2023-01-23 |
| 27731. | Neo (meoo) | 56.55 | 94% | 2023-04-24 |
| 27732. | Harrison (harrisoncao5) | 56.55 | 93% | 2020-07-09 |
| 27733. | matzjee (matzjee01) | 56.55 | 95% | 2018-10-20 |
| 27734. | Derf (fredboi) | 56.55 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 27735. | George (joosball) | 56.54 | 95% | 2023-07-02 |
| 27736. | Angelo (spectranz) | 56.54 | 96% | 2020-03-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |