As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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11248. | Cinari (cinari) | 77.45 | 95% | 2019-01-18 |
11249. | Maciej (thasobot) | 77.44 | 98% | 2019-11-27 |
11250. | Chaos (chaosknight) | 77.44 | 97% | 2018-02-26 |
11251. | Robert (brorrobert) | 77.44 | 96% | 2016-04-16 |
11252. | Thinh (thinhtr) | 77.43 | 95% | 2023-01-17 |
11253. | James (jumblez) | 77.43 | 95% | 2020-12-29 |
11254. | God (godlevel) | 77.43 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
11255. | type beats (blackjack245) | 77.43 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
11256. | Edward (batskater1234) | 77.43 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
11257. | tinkureddy (tinkureddy) | 77.43 | 93% | 2016-02-15 |
11258. | Nilanjan (nilthedev) | 77.42 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
11259. | SilverBooch (silverbooch2033) | 77.42 | 96% | 2023-06-05 |
11260. | Dheeraj (dpsharma2050) | 77.42 | 99% | 2022-08-12 |
11261. | tstats[predatorpirana] (pre... | 77.42 | 97% | 2022-10-24 |
11262. | fratelecarol (fratelecarol) | 77.42 | 95% | 2021-10-03 |
11263. | Nahwhal (choochoolane) | 77.42 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
11264. | Abhi_Dvorak (abhyudaya_nair) | 77.41 | 97.9% | 2023-11-09 |
11265. | tuffghost (namtap) | 77.41 | 91% | 2015-08-07 |
11266. | Mike (plasmo24) | 77.40 | 97% | 2023-05-18 |
11267. | Kevin (pekkanator1) | 77.40 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
11268. | Boba (tapiocaman) | 77.40 | 96% | 2021-11-14 |
11269. | Levy (speedylevy) | 77.40 | 97% | 2015-08-21 |
11270. | Anurag (calicer1996) | 77.40 | 99% | 2018-04-16 |
11271. | HANMANT (hanmantvw) | 77.40 | 97% | 2016-04-04 |
11272. | Flansgorp (flansgorp) | 77.40 | 97% | 2015-04-08 |
11273. | Duc (sungjinwoo2001) | 77.39 | 98% | 2023-05-25 |
11274. | masoniya (masoniya) | 77.39 | 96% | 2018-08-26 |
11275. | Sam (samsrm) | 77.38 | 96% | 2022-02-27 |
11276. | Abu Shaikh (abu_nibir) | 77.38 | 98.4% | 2023-09-22 |
11277. | Lily (lwege) | 77.38 | 97.7% | 2021-02-19 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |