The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8671. | Adarsh Mehta (adarshmehta) | 91.87 | 94% | 2015-03-05 |
| 8672. | Holt (husky13836) | 91.87 | 95% | 2012-03-06 |
| 8673. | Ta-Wei (waynetu) | 91.87 | 97% | 2022-04-03 |
| 8674. | Jakob Paulsson (coolakorvar... | 91.87 | 97.3% | 2023-10-19 |
| 8675. | Anouk (aneuk) | 91.87 | 96% | 2018-09-18 |
| 8676. | Bloss3 (bloss3) | 91.87 | 95% | 2014-01-31 |
| 8677. | danny (stewyvirus) | 91.86 | 98% | 2022-10-17 |
| 8678. | joel (palmfruit380) | 91.86 | 99% | 2022-12-16 |
| 8679. | Nathaniel (ncase7) | 91.86 | 98% | 2021-01-25 |
| 8680. | sfv (va909212345) | 91.86 | 94% | 2016-06-07 |
| 8681. | Dylan (legomyeggo31) | 91.86 | 93% | 2014-04-27 |
| 8682. | Mr (mrharward) | 91.86 | 96% | 2016-02-17 |
| 8683. | Kieran (glasses85) | 91.86 | 98% | 2015-10-11 |
| 8684. | G (zger) | 91.86 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 8685. | Joe (rocco53) | 91.86 | — | 2010-09-22 |
| 8686. | Mata (dragon261) | 91.86 | 98% | 2016-06-01 |
| 8687. | Devin (gootar) | 91.85 | 95% | 2014-02-06 |
| 8688. | streetcar (dohrn1i) | 91.85 | 98% | 2023-04-08 |
| 8689. | erhaeh (kagehero2) | 91.85 | 94% | 2016-07-23 |
| 8690. | yes (yesmaybeno) | 91.85 | 97% | 2021-09-22 |
| 8691. | Flo (naggig) | 91.85 | 94% | 2016-04-07 |
| 8692. | Raja Amer (rakhan01) | 91.85 | — | 2010-08-15 |
| 8693. | J FeelsGoodMan (afflict3d) | 91.85 | 95% | 2016-09-17 |
| 8694. | Alican (safran) | 91.84 | — | 2009-05-12 |
| 8695. | AAAA (asdkjfn) | 91.84 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 8696. | Jani (gnerkyo) | 91.84 | 95% | 2012-11-16 |
| 8697. | DC (niketalk) | 91.84 | 97% | 2012-10-24 |
| 8698. | Brent (spuriousgeorge) | 91.84 | 98% | 2014-02-09 |
| 8699. | Mike (atrulz) | 91.84 | 92% | 2012-05-19 |
| 8700. | Shane (shlggy) | 91.83 | 98% | 2018-01-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |