The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13996. | lilit (impression) | 37.49 | — | 2009-03-22 |
| 13997. | Ralph (mrrlh) | 37.48 | 94% | 2021-02-01 |
| 13998. | cv (lalala) | 37.47 | — | 2008-11-04 |
| 13999. | LYN (lyn88) | 37.47 | — | 2010-02-08 |
| 14000. | Christian (christiannnnn) | 37.47 | 81% | 2016-08-08 |
| 14001. | Tristan (tman007) | 37.46 | 91% | 2012-02-15 |
| 14002. | noel (mooka) | 37.46 | — | 2009-01-28 |
| 14003. | Bataa (bataa_cdj) | 37.46 | — | 2011-04-28 |
| 14004. | val (val15) | 37.45 | 89% | 2012-07-06 |
| 14005. | Nicole (nimallow) | 37.44 | 96% | 2021-12-06 |
| 14006. | Kathrina (kathrina06) | 37.44 | 96% | 2011-05-29 |
| 14007. | kraken (kraken27) | 37.43 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
| 14008. | Cin (cinto) | 37.43 | — | 2009-02-23 |
| 14009. | Hitesh (keepongoing) | 37.43 | 95.5% | 2021-01-27 |
| 14010. | maysam (nariman61) | 37.43 | — | 2011-01-17 |
| 14011. | Naira (nara) | 37.43 | — | 2010-02-17 |
| 14012. | saugat (typersaugat) | 37.42 | 95% | 2021-03-28 |
| 14013. | Joanne (joannetran) | 37.42 | 90% | 2017-03-08 |
| 14014. | Nils (nil0y) | 37.42 | 91% | 2016-02-08 |
| 14015. | David (nacho_vidal) | 37.42 | 95% | 2019-04-04 |
| 14016. | awahime (awahime) | 37.41 | 96% | 2012-11-28 |
| 14017. | Candy (duke) | 37.41 | — | 2008-12-15 |
| 14018. | C.Y.A. (totong) | 37.40 | 93% | 2011-05-19 |
| 14019. | Alex (alex_x) | 37.40 | — | 2008-10-09 |
| 14020. | Nitin (nitin_00) | 37.39 | 93.9% | 2023-05-21 |
| 14021. | Vengadesh (vengadeshmr97) | 37.39 | 94% | 2023-06-07 |
| 14022. | G (goutham_k) | 37.37 | 94% | 2022-09-05 |
| 14023. | Robin (xoxo_robin_xoxo) | 37.37 | 92% | 2015-03-26 |
| 14024. | abegail (crunch) | 37.36 | — | 2010-02-11 |
| 14025. | Jake (im_really_bored_rn) | 37.36 | 91% | 2016-03-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |