As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8604. | Thomas (ctrlbadger) | 87.21 | 96% | 2023-06-17 |
| 8605. | Ivan (c0rn) | 87.20 | 98.6% | 2024-05-31 |
| 8606. | Wasiq (qisaw) | 87.20 | 97% | 2024-07-24 |
| 8607. | God (jpaul100) | 87.20 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 8608. | Gjn (_gjn) | 87.20 | 98% | 2019-07-05 |
| 8609. | Rickshaw (rickshawrubio) | 87.19 | 97% | 2022-08-22 |
| 8610. | name999 (name_999) | 87.19 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 8611. | tstats[beedi] (beedi) | 87.19 | 96.4% | 2024-07-02 |
| 8612. | narze (narze) | 87.19 | 97% | 2019-09-13 |
| 8613. | mentzer7 (mentzer7) | 87.18 | 97.2% | 2024-03-28 |
| 8614. | Ben (thebenman7dv) | 87.18 | 97% | 2022-07-08 |
| 8615. | ian (vortox2587) | 87.18 | 98% | 2017-07-09 |
| 8616. | Daniel (danielcc_152) | 87.18 | 97% | 2022-01-12 |
| 8617. | geras (gerastv) | 87.18 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 8618. | ducky sf (thinkpads) | 87.18 | 96% | 2020-03-19 |
| 8619. | bdr (bbbbbbbbbbb) | 87.18 | 90% | 2016-11-28 |
| 8620. | Izzy (izzypng) | 87.17 | 90% | 2017-04-12 |
| 8621. | Arsennn (arsenn) | 87.17 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 8622. | goshko (na_stoqn_chakala) | 87.17 | 97% | 2020-05-04 |
| 8623. | Srijan (lego_11) | 87.16 | 97.9% | 2024-03-12 |
| 8624. | Alwin (alwin1909) | 87.16 | 98% | 2021-01-24 |
| 8625. | Tom (minitom) | 87.16 | 99% | 2022-08-19 |
| 8626. | karsten (gamer112) | 87.16 | 99% | 2020-11-25 |
| 8627. | Diplonicus (johnsadar) | 87.16 | 91% | 2016-03-14 |
| 8628. | Brengineer (brengineer) | 87.15 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 8629. | Munchy (munchy12) | 87.15 | 97% | 2022-06-04 |
| 8630. | r2r (arutoknight) | 87.15 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 8631. | Fremdulo (fremdulo) | 87.14 | 97.7% | 2024-04-13 |
| 8632. | Amar (supatypaxxx) | 87.14 | 98% | 2021-06-14 |
| 8633. | oli (olijuice) | 87.13 | 99% | 2017-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |