Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4857. | Zephyr (zephyrkai) | 55.59 | 96% | 2020-08-06 |
| 4858. | Ale (cheesox) | 55.57 | 95% | 2020-01-28 |
| 4859. | Santiago (drebexler) | 55.56 | 96% | 2020-05-07 |
| 4860. | rok (porky202) | 55.53 | 95% | 2019-03-04 |
| 4861. | Cristan (cristang) | 55.52 | 95% | 2019-03-27 |
| 4862. | guest (privat) | 55.51 | 95% | 2020-05-17 |
| 4863. | bi (caovanbi235) | 55.50 | 98% | 2020-07-27 |
| 4864. | Anil (anilkumar123) | 55.50 | 97% | 2017-11-10 |
| 4865. | kasra (kasra44) | 55.48 | 97% | 2020-06-12 |
| 4866. | Sundara Subramanian (sundar... | 55.48 | 96% | 2020-09-24 |
| 4867. | chuckey (chuckey) | 55.48 | 94% | 2019-11-06 |
| 4868. | Jordan (jordanplayz158) | 55.46 | 95% | 2019-02-08 |
| 4869. | Gon (frixgon) | 55.43 | 96% | 2020-10-22 |
| 4870. | twikel (twikel) | 55.43 | 95% | 2019-01-08 |
| 4871. | Pipe (pipekrub) | 55.42 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
| 4872. | Adam (vincentadam) | 55.41 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 4873. | Vishruth (vishruth997) | 55.40 | 97% | 2018-10-19 |
| 4874. | Dylan (ripskins) | 55.40 | 94% | 2017-11-13 |
| 4875. | Nafiul (n_crypted) | 55.40 | 96% | 2021-07-25 |
| 4876. | Raf (zoio) | 55.40 | 95% | 2019-10-02 |
| 4877. | maya (mymyw) | 55.38 | 98% | 2019-09-13 |
| 4878. | Charmi (charmis) | 55.38 | 96% | 2019-06-12 |
| 4879. | xStevatt (xstevatt) | 55.37 | 94% | 2019-04-15 |
| 4880. | Howlh (howlh) | 55.34 | 94% | 2019-10-02 |
| 4881. | boop (holloww) | 55.33 | 97% | 2018-01-05 |
| 4882. | Will (wgomez1025) | 55.33 | 96% | 2017-08-28 |
| 4883. | Frank (nkre) | 55.31 | 97% | 2017-11-03 |
| 4884. | _____ (husixu1) | 55.30 | 95% | 2019-04-13 |
| 4885. | Anand Kumar (anandkumarbaitha) | 55.30 | 95% | 2019-02-26 |
| 4886. | Artem (riostalin) | 55.29 | 96% | 2018-01-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |