Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2606. | thapakazi (ceasors) | 79.34 | 99% | 2020-01-06 |
| 2607. | Helmut (helmutlang) | 79.33 | 98% | 2018-11-16 |
| 2608. | CasperPrepQueen (casperprep... | 79.32 | 99% | 2018-08-02 |
| 2609. | keruya (keruya) | 79.32 | 96% | 2019-04-18 |
| 2610. | Shivam (skmeenain) | 79.32 | 98% | 2020-08-27 |
| 2611. | Ben (imfastasfboy) | 79.32 | 95% | 2018-06-14 |
| 2612. | GS (monstars) | 79.31 | 99% | 2019-11-20 |
| 2613. | Dustin (dustin099) | 79.31 | 96% | 2020-11-07 |
| 2614. | Nick (crimzynn) | 79.27 | 98% | 2019-10-10 |
| 2615. | Demon Darkin (nxrypex) | 79.26 | 96% | 2020-10-19 |
| 2616. | longi (alongens) | 79.25 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
| 2617. | Purple_love (purple_love_) | 79.25 | 99% | 2019-03-18 |
| 2618. | reysette (reysettemart) | 79.21 | 97% | 2020-08-03 |
| 2619. | Ludvig (luddez1) | 79.21 | 97% | 2018-05-19 |
| 2620. | Benja (benjatheworst) | 79.20 | 98% | 2019-09-03 |
| 2621. | Jerry (jernjej) | 79.20 | 97% | 2019-04-20 |
| 2622. | Yang (n33dforspeed) | 79.18 | 98% | 2018-08-24 |
| 2623. | Piyush (piyush072) | 79.17 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 2624. | ∞ (lukman999) | 79.17 | 95% | 2020-12-17 |
| 2625. | Kevin (kevdub713) | 79.15 | 96% | 2018-04-18 |
| 2626. | Keyboard (yeung2oh6) | 79.12 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 2627. | Irin (nigirisushi) | 79.11 | 97% | 2020-04-04 |
| 2628. | TyPoPolice (ermafish) | 79.11 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 2629. | Ja (blastose) | 79.10 | 98% | 2020-01-10 |
| 2630. | Nate (toiletsplash) | 79.10 | 98% | 2018-11-30 |
| 2631. | Guest (howareyoutoday) | 79.09 | 99% | 2018-11-12 |
| 2632. | avrial l (aviralbh) | 79.08 | 97% | 2020-01-21 |
| 2633. | Meta (metahead) | 79.07 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
| 2634. | GNU先輩 (gnuman98) | 79.07 | 97% | 2018-12-08 |
| 2635. | Tabs (aptex) | 79.06 | 97% | 2019-01-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |