Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3438. | Ok Boomer (tortoiseturtle) | 73.19 | 96% | 2019-11-24 |
| 3439. | Md. Ibrahim Khalil (ibrahim... | 73.19 | 97% | 2020-04-21 |
| 3440. | Robin (pavlovscat) | 73.16 | 97% | 2020-09-17 |
| 3441. | shui (sammi76) | 73.15 | 96% | 2017-11-19 |
| 3442. | Piyush (piyush072) | 73.15 | 96% | 2020-10-21 |
| 3443. | John (typist426) | 73.14 | 96% | 2017-06-30 |
| 3444. | Faisal (mfaisal_98) | 73.14 | 98% | 2018-03-12 |
| 3445. | Luca (15yearsoldwriter) | 73.11 | 96% | 2019-02-12 |
| 3446. | dragonborn (yerdaddy) | 73.11 | 96% | 2018-02-28 |
| 3447. | Shivam (skmeenain) | 73.10 | 98% | 2020-04-08 |
| 3448. | Casi (casibella) | 73.10 | 98% | 2019-08-27 |
| 3449. | Jarambae (farid1993) | 73.08 | 97% | 2017-08-20 |
| 3450. | ramonito (ramonice) | 73.08 | 98% | 2019-11-08 |
| 3451. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 73.07 | 97% | 2019-11-01 |
| 3452. | Anurag (anuragtetarwal) | 73.06 | 98% | 2019-01-22 |
| 3453. | Do (quannnnn) | 73.06 | 95% | 2019-06-21 |
| 3454. | ONRAGE (onrage) | 73.04 | 96% | 2020-12-20 |
| 3455. | Alex (mythsty) | 73.04 | 96% | 2019-11-10 |
| 3456. | joe (lerler246) | 73.04 | 96% | 2019-06-14 |
| 3457. | Eujean (eujean) | 73.03 | 96% | 2018-09-19 |
| 3458. | Shangyu (silverhats) | 73.03 | 98% | 2017-07-30 |
| 3459. | Ifad (ifadardin) | 73.03 | 98% | 2018-06-21 |
| 3460. | Thang (lhg81hc) | 73.03 | 97% | 2019-07-01 |
| 3461. | Vincent (vincesuuu1) | 73.02 | 99% | 2018-09-11 |
| 3462. | lRaml (lsomeonel) | 73.01 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
| 3463. | akira (ayhatelove) | 73.01 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
| 3464. | Jabez (senpaijabz) | 73.00 | 97% | 2020-11-24 |
| 3465. | Slow typer (andre1999) | 72.99 | 97% | 2020-02-25 |
| 3466. | t3firefox99 (t3firefox99) | 72.98 | 94% | 2018-10-29 |
| 3467. | awais (awaispk) | 72.97 | 96% | 2020-11-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |