The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9446. | (luukdeman111) | 101.66 | 100% | 2018-05-24 |
| 9447. | (schminah) | 101.66 | 98% | 2019-08-08 |
| 9448. | (ishanu22) | 101.66 | 94% | 2012-11-08 |
| 9449. | Bob (thespokenword) | 101.66 | — | 2009-10-31 |
| 9450. | (xiia0heartx) | 101.65 | 96% | 2015-07-18 |
| 9451. | (dziobak) | 101.64 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| 9452. | (pastapower05) | 101.64 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 9453. | (silverrocker) | 101.64 | 98% | 2013-04-24 |
| 9454. | (zaphoidx) | 101.64 | 92% | 2016-05-14 |
| 9455. | (alinorouzi) | 101.64 | 96% | 2013-07-15 |
| 9456. | (crackerbrush) | 101.63 | 96% | 2013-03-29 |
| 9457. | (cuppajoeman) | 101.63 | 100% | 2019-03-01 |
| 9458. | (williamc7879) | 101.63 | 95% | 2022-02-05 |
| 9459. | (nineballs) | 101.62 | 98% | 2022-09-11 |
| 9460. | (troyeimann21_) | 101.62 | 98% | 2020-10-10 |
| 9461. | (dvorakuser1987) | 101.62 | 97% | 2016-07-22 |
| 9462. | k (mc0sta) | 101.61 | 99% | 2022-09-25 |
| 9463. | (jeromej) | 101.61 | 98% | 2022-11-06 |
| 9464. | (headache2) | 101.61 | 99% | 2012-10-11 |
| 9465. | Kevin (mystified) | 101.61 | 97% | 2012-03-05 |
| 9466. | (jkas62) | 101.61 | — | 2010-07-13 |
| 9467. | (revolt12) | 101.61 | 99% | 2012-02-13 |
| 9468. | (reneoed) | 101.61 | 98% | 2015-07-24 |
| 9469. | (pflanze) | 101.61 | 95% | 2014-04-29 |
| 9470. | (rackiog1) | 101.61 | 99% | 2019-02-22 |
| 9471. | Jacob (solace72) | 101.60 | 99% | 2021-02-01 |
| 9472. | laZorbeamZ (lazorbeamz) | 101.59 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 9473. | (flax) | 101.59 | 98% | 2012-08-08 |
| 9474. | (cold_vestibules) | 101.59 | 97% | 2013-09-09 |
| 9475. | (cheongengkai) | 101.58 | 98% | 2022-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |