So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14792. | im (baongoc124) | 76.90 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 14793. | BBB (beermindnor) | 76.89 | 99% | 2023-07-18 |
| 14794. | Sidharth (_ceres_) | 76.89 | 95.3% | 2023-10-26 |
| 14795. | Porcrastination (procrastin... | 76.89 | 95% | 2013-09-01 |
| 14796. | Jack (jwjordal) | 76.89 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 14797. | Jacob (king_clizzy) | 76.89 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 14798. | ama (pcfcace) | 76.89 | 97.4% | 2021-02-13 |
| 14799. | Samuel (sssamuel) | 76.89 | 98% | 2018-04-05 |
| 14800. | afgfdhsdhf (arensito) | 76.89 | 89% | 2011-11-20 |
| 14801. | onyto (onyto) | 76.89 | 99% | 2019-03-27 |
| 14802. | Shut (heisenberg) | 76.89 | 97% | 2013-06-10 |
| 14803. | Tanmay (tanmayyy_) | 76.88 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 14804. | Bas (basawasa) | 76.88 | 97% | 2022-03-02 |
| 14805. | Jasmin (thegreatdk) | 76.88 | 90% | 2014-01-02 |
| 14806. | ilrj (ilrj) | 76.88 | 99% | 2012-10-22 |
| 14807. | Bailey (berk) | 76.88 | 99% | 2015-09-21 |
| 14808. | MD Gaziur Rahman Noor (mdga... | 76.87 | 96% | 2022-10-05 |
| 14809. | Roy (sisalt) | 76.87 | 94% | 2016-11-16 |
| 14810. | Eden (edeneternal) | 76.87 | 99% | 2023-08-25 |
| 14811. | Joshua (manch) | 76.87 | 95% | 2021-11-01 |
| 14812. | myscloud (myscloud) | 76.87 | 98% | 2015-04-24 |
| 14813. | Taylor (tayylorngo) | 76.86 | 94% | 2019-04-20 |
| 14814. | beFriend💚 (s1l3n7) | 76.86 | 97% | 2021-04-11 |
| 14815. | Mika (ayamterbang) | 76.86 | 97% | 2018-05-15 |
| 14816. | ahmed (ahmed202) | 76.85 | 99% | 2022-08-03 |
| 14817. | Hobo (hobo_rapper) | 76.85 | 99% | 2021-06-21 |
| 14818. | GreenLlama (elegantllama) | 76.85 | 95.5% | 2021-02-02 |
| 14819. | dene (dene) | 76.85 | — | 2009-06-26 |
| 14820. | naaner (naaner) | 76.85 | — | 2011-01-22 |
| 14821. | DvorakAcct1 (dvorakacct1) | 76.85 | 96% | 2013-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |