So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23418. | anand (touch_anand) | 63.06 | 93% | 2013-06-17 |
| 23419. | gail (gail_5rickman) | 63.06 | 95% | 2012-09-23 |
| 23420. | Jonathan (jdub1456) | 63.05 | 97% | 2012-09-04 |
| 23421. | Ricky (gwakeem) | 63.05 | 94% | 2022-01-30 |
| 23422. | nathan (ma__ttam) | 63.05 | 95% | 2021-06-11 |
| 23423. | Bitter (bittersweet) | 63.05 | — | 2010-05-18 |
| 23424. | Nhung (chjcky) | 63.05 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 23425. | Chibueze (xwiz) | 63.05 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 23426. | Silver (seacobra) | 63.05 | — | 2010-11-30 |
| 23427. | Bryce (nomazu) | 63.04 | 94% | 2016-09-30 |
| 23428. | John (jolomaho) | 63.04 | 95% | 2022-02-24 |
| 23429. | Mason (mjm2202) | 63.04 | 95.9% | 2023-05-25 |
| 23430. | Uriel (avensky) | 63.04 | 99% | 2016-01-13 |
| 23431. | Ben (k1ckserve) | 63.04 | 95% | 2020-12-18 |
| 23432. | phu (phupx_55) | 63.04 | 93% | 2011-12-04 |
| 23433. | Sumeet (sumeet_best) | 63.04 | 92% | 2013-03-27 |
| 23434. | Kardinaal (kardinaalanaal) | 63.03 | 92% | 2020-05-24 |
| 23435. | Soberlols (soberlols) | 63.03 | 84% | 2013-12-20 |
| 23436. | Abhishek (mypracticesessions) | 63.03 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 23437. | Turtle (ninjaturtle) | 63.03 | — | 2010-02-26 |
| 23438. | Cremozar (cremozar) | 63.02 | 94% | 2019-01-12 |
| 23439. | mamisaranghae (kylasister) | 63.02 | 99% | 2021-01-16 |
| 23440. | Hugh (slowin) | 63.01 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 23441. | Karan (karanbains) | 63.01 | 96% | 2021-05-20 |
| 23442. | TemporalJam (temporaljam) | 63.01 | 96.7% | 2021-02-15 |
| 23443. | rabbit (rabbitlove) | 63.01 | — | 2010-02-08 |
| 23444. | Aaron (electrofox) | 63.01 | 95% | 2018-10-11 |
| 23445. | naveen (slumdog) | 63.01 | 96% | 2011-12-01 |
| 23446. | Sven (paindevil07) | 63.00 | 94% | 2021-10-28 |
| 23447. | jeremyWINZ (jeremiah_munguia) | 63.00 | 97% | 2015-08-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |