When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7570. | Ludvig (luddez1) | 89.83 | 97% | 2018-01-27 |
| 7571. | Ivan (fastrabbit) | 89.83 | 97% | 2017-03-04 |
| 7572. | vlad (brokenblood) | 89.82 | 96% | 2018-07-28 |
| 7573. | Mike (mike0_0) | 89.82 | 98% | 2022-10-15 |
| 7574. | Nathan (ultracheeks) | 89.81 | 97% | 2023-12-11 |
| 7575. | unholycloak5 (unholycloak5) | 89.81 | 99% | 2019-02-10 |
| 7576. | Upmanyu (abhishek2175) | 89.81 | 99% | 2023-05-14 |
| 7577. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 89.81 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 7578. | Abe (abe21) | 89.80 | 99% | 2025-06-01 |
| 7579. | noobmaster69 (noobmast3r69) | 89.80 | 98% | 2020-07-15 |
| 7580. | Origami (0rigami) | 89.80 | 96% | 2021-05-15 |
| 7581. | Peggy (peggyrwa) | 89.80 | 91% | 2016-11-13 |
| 7582. | Fritzchen (fritzchen) | 89.79 | 97.6% | 2024-09-28 |
| 7583. | Lox (loxify) | 89.79 | 96% | 2019-11-16 |
| 7584. | shui (sammi76) | 89.79 | 99% | 2018-11-26 |
| 7585. | Astrocat (reverserespect) | 89.79 | 95% | 2016-12-02 |
| 7586. | Craig Collins (craigcollins) | 89.78 | 97% | 2026-02-18 |
| 7587. | Stiglitz (myhell) | 89.78 | 99% | 2022-12-19 |
| 7588. | ayush (rocky1708) | 89.78 | 96% | 2022-10-22 |
| 7589. | coco (fatherless) | 89.78 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 7590. | Mifune Shioriko (kamuroya) | 89.77 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
| 7591. | つき (tsuki24) | 89.76 | 97% | 2025-06-14 |
| 7592. | Emie (meow157) | 89.76 | 99% | 2020-01-22 |
| 7593. | 🎄 Aeon 🎄 Merry (aeoon) | 89.76 | 95% | 2019-01-03 |
| 7594. | Sydney (liatrus) | 89.75 | 98% | 2020-08-28 |
| 7595. | punit (thakelatyper) | 89.75 | 100% | 2021-12-12 |
| 7596. | HoneyBadger (kabayanhustler) | 89.75 | 99% | 2020-07-27 |
| 7597. | Reudy (reudy) | 89.74 | 99% | 2023-06-15 |
| 7598. | W (w_v_) | 89.74 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 7599. | KEYGOD (trombaxter) | 89.74 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |