So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31151. | Rinkumiah (rinkumiah) | 50.32 | 96% | 2016-04-30 |
| 31152. | Stuart (xormind) | 50.32 | 90% | 2014-12-27 |
| 31153. | Bexar (bexarcocky567) | 50.31 | 93% | 2023-08-14 |
| 31154. | Orion (popcorn101102) | 50.31 | 96% | 2023-01-19 |
| 31155. | anh (tuananhday) | 50.31 | 94% | 2015-08-20 |
| 31156. | yaniv (atiedturtle) | 50.31 | 98% | 2015-04-22 |
| 31157. | Jeremy (jjt767) | 50.31 | 93% | 2014-09-06 |
| 31158. | sans (freefaced) | 50.30 | 94.8% | 2023-06-11 |
| 31159. | Kaitou (theniusofg) | 50.30 | 96% | 2015-09-23 |
| 31160. | Kasper (k4sp3r1404) | 50.30 | 87% | 2012-10-15 |
| 31161. | uday (udaychaitanya) | 50.30 | 93% | 2014-01-26 |
| 31162. | tha (danhtha) | 50.30 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 31163. | Noobtyper (noobtyper96) | 50.29 | 95% | 2022-01-16 |
| 31164. | Paul (paul5005) | 50.29 | 94% | 2021-07-25 |
| 31165. | Ramazan (ramazzan12) | 50.29 | 95% | 2023-01-20 |
| 31166. | Manel (mrnuke) | 50.29 | 94% | 2021-08-04 |
| 31167. | jun fai (momocafe527) | 50.28 | 95% | 2022-06-21 |
| 31168. | Sophie (sophiejez) | 50.28 | 95% | 2021-06-25 |
| 31169. | Nik (meto_js) | 50.28 | 94% | 2020-08-11 |
| 31170. | bruh (boombastick_4) | 50.28 | 95% | 2021-04-29 |
| 31171. | Rebecca (mybella) | 50.28 | — | 2008-10-27 |
| 31172. | humm (humm) | 50.28 | 94% | 2011-08-17 |
| 31173. | Anwar (anwarnasr09) | 50.28 | 90% | 2014-06-20 |
| 31174. | Newbiekingz (newbiekingz) | 50.27 | 90% | 2016-04-12 |
| 31175. | Colleen (ccooney1915) | 50.27 | 95% | 2023-02-10 |
| 31176. | choudhry (itschoudhry) | 50.27 | 95% | 2020-08-10 |
| 31177. | Cary (cary2060) | 50.27 | 97% | 2021-05-02 |
| 31178. | Manendra (money1010) | 50.27 | 93% | 2017-03-16 |
| 31179. | Gurkirat (officerpulaski) | 50.27 | 97% | 2011-05-19 |
| 31180. | Hoang (howlms) | 50.27 | 91% | 2014-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |