The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8372. | Noah (bobapplepie) | 92.57 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 8373. | Wan (zenag) | 92.57 | 96% | 2020-12-16 |
| 8374. | Redfox (thegreatredfox) | 92.57 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 8375. | Andrew (andmarek) | 92.56 | 95% | 2015-12-04 |
| 8376. | Angelo (eimusupai) | 92.56 | 97% | 2023-01-21 |
| 8377. | Robby (icybot) | 92.56 | 97% | 2022-06-09 |
| 8378. | David (valkarth) | 92.56 | 96% | 2012-04-09 |
| 8379. | Taisei (taisei) | 92.56 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 8380. | SelfPowered (nawid113) | 92.56 | 96% | 2015-11-16 |
| 8381. | Jeld (jeld) | 92.56 | 97% | 2016-07-02 |
| 8382. | George (george_the_scourge) | 92.55 | 97% | 2019-11-11 |
| 8383. | Prum (1sreng) | 92.55 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 8384. | Sean (djallstar) | 92.55 | 92% | 2013-02-08 |
| 8385. | J (coughee) | 92.55 | 99% | 2017-12-07 |
| 8386. | Liem (wavuan) | 92.54 | 98% | 2014-05-22 |
| 8387. | Kevin (kevincls) | 92.54 | 98% | 2019-06-20 |
| 8388. | Phil (mxclear) | 92.53 | 98% | 2016-04-17 |
| 8389. | JohnDorian (gocheese) | 92.53 | — | 2008-08-23 |
| 8390. | Yehezkiel Raymundo (yehezki... | 92.53 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
| 8391. | Cameron (gypsum) | 92.53 | 94% | 2014-10-12 |
| 8392. | Alexander (torphon) | 92.53 | 97% | 2019-09-18 |
| 8393. | Robert (stantor) | 92.52 | 95.9% | 2021-02-24 |
| 8394. | Moritz (elagon) | 92.52 | 96% | 2022-07-28 |
| 8395. | Ya (danielstroby) | 92.52 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 8396. | Cal (raceto151) | 92.51 | 96% | 2022-07-09 |
| 8397. | George (gggritso) | 92.51 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 8398. | Matthew (mjthekandyman) | 92.51 | 97% | 2021-07-06 |
| 8399. | J (jdizzla) | 92.51 | 93% | 2016-10-26 |
| 8400. | Tyler (yppah) | 92.50 | 97% | 2012-10-05 |
| 8401. | Cinari (cinari) | 92.50 | 98% | 2020-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |