The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13030. | Evan (decone) | 83.60 | 96% | 2020-11-18 |
| 13031. | Koby (basedone) | 83.59 | 95% | 2016-10-31 |
| 13032. | Boris (voidnothing) | 83.59 | 95% | 2021-03-12 |
| 13033. | Ishak (isholini) | 83.59 | 98% | 2020-09-20 |
| 13034. | dEs (blackmantra) | 83.59 | 95% | 2016-06-09 |
| 13035. | Dylan (chrunchy) | 83.58 | 95% | 2023-02-11 |
| 13036. | Dio (slado122) | 83.58 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
| 13037. | Li (libung) | 83.58 | 97% | 2021-06-29 |
| 13038. | Eddy (alr3adytaken) | 83.58 | 96% | 2019-02-11 |
| 13039. | Sewnkin (sewnkin23gg) | 83.58 | 98% | 2021-07-30 |
| 13040. | Arun (genxt) | 83.58 | 96% | 2019-02-28 |
| 13041. | unfrog (unfrog) | 83.57 | 96% | 2017-11-21 |
| 13042. | Joe (jhoeeee) | 83.57 | 96.9% | 2023-06-12 |
| 13043. | bryan (bryan1111) | 83.57 | 98% | 2023-03-19 |
| 13044. | Regen (konpa) | 83.57 | 95% | 2013-01-18 |
| 13045. | Eric (edluu) | 83.57 | 93% | 2012-12-05 |
| 13046. | Fupa (fatbootymami) | 83.56 | 96% | 2022-11-16 |
| 13047. | gucci (gucciboots) | 83.56 | 96% | 2020-07-07 |
| 13048. | ridicolos (ridicolos) | 83.56 | 97.2% | 2023-05-14 |
| 13049. | luiz (luizzy) | 83.56 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 13050. | Shiv (shivgp11) | 83.56 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 13051. | Meh (liszt) | 83.56 | 97% | 2011-08-14 |
| 13052. | JJ (jjbonta) | 83.56 | 97% | 2018-10-31 |
| 13053. | $10WalmartKeyboard (devohun... | 83.56 | 92% | 2013-04-05 |
| 13054. | Casey (clmaher) | 83.56 | 95% | 2011-09-03 |
| 13055. | M (mwt3e) | 83.56 | 94% | 2012-02-17 |
| 13056. | Lucas (lucsturci) | 83.55 | 95% | 2016-11-25 |
| 13057. | JJSky (jjsky) | 83.55 | 93% | 2015-01-29 |
| 13058. | KENNETH (happydino) | 83.55 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 13059. | ℱ𝔯𝔢𝔢𝔡𝔬𝔪... | 83.55 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |