And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17223. | Sandy (lapin) | 83.74 | 96% | 2012-04-10 |
| 17224. | April (aprillindee) | 83.74 | — | 2010-09-17 |
| 17225. | Lonie (loniewong) | 83.74 | 92% | 2017-05-11 |
| 17226. | Gideon (gwong97) | 83.74 | 93% | 2017-01-08 |
| 17227. | noside (edzil1007) | 83.74 | 97% | 2015-01-06 |
| 17228. | Buu Vinh (buuvinhpro) | 83.74 | 96% | 2012-03-25 |
| 17229. | Chase (chase___) | 83.73 | 94% | 2023-01-26 |
| 17230. | plok (plokerno) | 83.73 | 95% | 2023-01-31 |
| 17231. | isak (isaksir094) | 83.73 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 17232. | CrackedProgrammer (k_u_s_h_... | 83.73 | 96% | 2022-12-20 |
| 17233. | Bob (rickybobby__) | 83.73 | 94% | 2013-10-22 |
| 17234. | kilkuwu (kilkuwu) | 83.72 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
| 17235. | i_type_fast_with_good_postu... | 83.72 | 97% | 2020-12-11 |
| 17236. | Raslan (hipsterbumi) | 83.72 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 17237. | Karishma (kurryishma) | 83.72 | 96.3% | 2021-02-22 |
| 17238. | chinh (chinhndt) | 83.72 | — | 2011-04-01 |
| 17239. | Derwin (dwu123) | 83.71 | 99% | 2020-10-03 |
| 17240. | ArcWand (arcwand) | 83.71 | 97% | 2022-06-20 |
| 17241. | K Man (wraynmakur) | 83.71 | — | 2009-12-20 |
| 17242. | Fang (fangalpha) | 83.71 | 97.5% | 2023-09-21 |
| 17243. | Dvorak Zach (dvorak_zach) | 83.71 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 17244. | cvbrgava (cvbrgava) | 83.71 | 96% | 2013-08-14 |
| 17245. | Clayton (bhsoccerpunk11) | 83.71 | 94% | 2016-10-11 |
| 17246. | Jole (sliceoflife) | 83.71 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 17247. | M (mwt3e) | 83.71 | 95% | 2012-02-15 |
| 17248. | vc (vc07885) | 83.70 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 17249. | NIcolas (nicolaslee2000) | 83.70 | 97% | 2021-12-08 |
| 17250. | huehue (_huehue) | 83.70 | 94% | 2016-09-18 |
| 17251. | Thomas (unc4me4568) | 83.70 | 98% | 2016-07-27 |
| 17252. | daniel (therealkenkaneki) | 83.70 | 96% | 2021-05-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |