As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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2366. | Parsa (paarsaxd) | 108.19 | 94% | 2015-04-15 |
2367. | Concomitant (dvorakdork) | 108.18 | 99% | 2015-06-19 |
2368. | x (mxlxdx) | 108.18 | 98% | 2018-10-21 |
2369. | Richard (blueark88) | 108.18 | 98% | 2016-12-04 |
2370. | Cody (zibraaaaaaaaaa) | 108.17 | 98% | 2022-08-14 |
2371. | John (seaofnonsense) | 108.16 | 99% | 2023-04-28 |
2372. | Chet (chetbaker) | 108.16 | 98% | 2020-08-06 |
2373. | blurred (charmx) | 108.16 | 98% | 2022-01-25 |
2374. | Ed (firesnap) | 108.16 | 97% | 2016-10-03 |
2375. | Van (2003toyotavan) | 108.15 | 99% | 2021-03-17 |
2376. | l502x (l502x) | 108.15 | 99% | 2019-02-28 |
2377. | unknown guest (unknown_guest) | 108.14 | 99% | 2022-08-15 |
2378. | gumja (gumja) | 108.13 | 98.4% | 2021-02-02 |
2379. | Tori (toreally) | 108.12 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
2380. | Danat (danat_ayazbayev) | 108.12 | 96% | 2023-07-20 |
2381. | 獣耳尻尾 (kemomimishippo) | 108.11 | 98% | 2023-04-13 |
2382. | Michael (mwong95) | 108.09 | 96% | 2015-07-15 |
2383. | Kevin (kevinu) | 108.08 | 98% | 2018-09-26 |
2384. | Vitium (vitium) | 108.07 | 94% | 2016-01-01 |
2385. | J (orsted) | 108.07 | 96% | 2015-04-15 |
2386. | JuanimelsPH (juanimels) | 108.06 | 99% | 2022-07-31 |
2387. | L9 xd haha? xd!! L9 x) (def... | 108.06 | 99% | 2018-01-06 |
2388. | JahJi (jahji) | 108.05 | 98% | 2022-12-22 |
2389. | Evan (evang12) | 108.02 | 99% | 2021-04-27 |
2390. | Azem (peja) | 108.02 | 100% | 2017-07-10 |
2391. | Ave (tessellatedtalent) | 108.01 | 98% | 2022-02-28 |
2392. | Anthony (lukiilegend) | 108.01 | 97% | 2018-08-02 |
2393. | Brendan (panikooooos) | 108.01 | 97% | 2018-10-09 |
2394. | Lorenzo (halliwell_manor) | 108.00 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
2395. | Brandon (hilariaun) | 107.99 | 97% | 2023-01-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 43,383 | 80.96 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 111 | 85.29 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 26 | 95.47 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |