Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5838. | Guest (alvinaruto) | 40.04 | 93% | 2020-06-14 |
| 5839. | Notyabusiness (theodoric) | 39.99 | 92% | 2018-11-03 |
| 5840. | Shuvadeep (big100) | 39.97 | 96% | 2018-05-07 |
| 5841. | Kirubel (kirubelt) | 39.95 | 95% | 2017-08-26 |
| 5842. | zeus (zeus99) | 39.91 | 95% | 2020-10-09 |
| 5843. | jesse (jessef_9000) | 39.88 | 94% | 2020-05-18 |
| 5844. | Charlie (for8) | 39.85 | 94% | 2019-09-10 |
| 5845. | pablo (pablocordova) | 39.82 | 97% | 2017-09-26 |
| 5846. | Be aware of cyclists! (irel... | 39.78 | 95% | 2017-07-22 |
| 5847. | Ahmet (ahmet190) | 39.74 | 94% | 2020-01-15 |
| 5848. | hat (fastasfuq) | 39.72 | 93% | 2018-09-26 |
| 5849. | Ori (ori_anna) | 39.69 | 91% | 2019-07-01 |
| 5850. | memers (thememers) | 39.67 | 94% | 2020-09-24 |
| 5851. | Murad (burkinafaso) | 39.67 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
| 5852. | SambelB2P (fianjansen) | 39.66 | 92% | 2017-10-03 |
| 5853. | wilmanbarrios (wilmanbarrios) | 39.65 | 95% | 2020-07-09 |
| 5854. | MICHAEL (mwinn9) | 39.61 | 96% | 2018-05-10 |
| 5855. | brian (bsill) | 39.61 | 95% | 2020-07-21 |
| 5856. | Rab (rabuhana) | 39.59 | 93% | 2020-01-21 |
| 5857. | Bridget (bahns) | 39.55 | 94% | 2019-02-19 |
| 5858. | nyet (slickman) | 39.54 | 95% | 2020-06-04 |
| 5859. | ∞ (dylan_0) | 39.54 | 95% | 2018-06-13 |
| 5860. | rahul (hard13_worker) | 39.53 | 93% | 2020-07-22 |
| 5861. | Christopher (christopher1337) | 39.51 | 93% | 2018-08-30 |
| 5862. | graham (graham_starrs) | 39.45 | 94% | 2020-12-08 |
| 5863. | Dan (diamond98) | 39.41 | 94% | 2020-06-29 |
| 5864. | Nick (borglit) | 39.31 | 96% | 2019-05-10 |
| 5865. | Cao Huu (khanh300) | 39.29 | 97% | 2020-02-26 |
| 5866. | Kristian (killer992) | 39.29 | 94% | 2020-01-19 |
| 5867. | Martin (datlos) | 39.28 | 93% | 2020-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |