So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
32424. | Hain (crosstoon) | 48.55 | 91% | 2013-01-03 |
32425. | gurzil (gurzil) | 48.55 | 97% | 2019-07-07 |
32426. | Elaine (gypsy) | 48.55 | — | 2008-11-11 |
32427. | Prajin (prajinpt09) | 48.54 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
32428. | Dev (devji_08) | 48.54 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
32429. | Dharmik (heydharmik) | 48.54 | 94% | 2021-01-13 |
32430. | Liam (2020lhall) | 48.54 | 90% | 2015-12-23 |
32431. | Shakkeerak@gmail.com (shakk... | 48.54 | 93% | 2017-09-06 |
32432. | iGlitch (31501508) | 48.54 | 94% | 2017-07-01 |
32433. | Al88 (al88) | 48.54 | — | 2010-10-31 |
32434. | Francis (cadeau35) | 48.53 | 96% | 2023-06-27 |
32435. | Jad (jadrahal) | 48.53 | 97% | 2021-05-06 |
32436. | Owais (ozonex) | 48.53 | 96% | 2017-07-26 |
32437. | y (yrinda) | 48.52 | 94% | 2019-08-06 |
32438. | Shan (shingail) | 48.52 | 97% | 2016-06-14 |
32439. | Martin (martinmartin) | 48.52 | 96% | 2012-10-13 |
32440. | paper (paperstar) | 48.51 | 96% | 2022-10-20 |
32441. | mw3m (mw3m) | 48.51 | 95% | 2021-05-15 |
32442. | Mark (marklwembe) | 48.51 | 94% | 2021-01-15 |
32443. | Menendez (msultanalhakim) | 48.51 | 94% | 2016-04-24 |
32444. | Matt (dealz) | 48.51 | 91% | 2016-09-05 |
32445. | Rachel (crazymom101) | 48.51 | 92% | 2013-01-21 |
32446. | Fernando Morato (fernandomo... | 48.50 | 96% | 2020-01-31 |
32447. | a (lugiuno) | 48.50 | 95% | 2019-01-05 |
32448. | ShitKnight (shitknightmcswag) | 48.50 | 90% | 2015-01-07 |
32449. | Patricia (pjohnsonloly) | 48.49 | — | 2010-08-16 |
32450. | Aibar (aibari4) | 48.49 | 94% | 2023-07-31 |
32451. | Nai (naimaa) | 48.49 | 95% | 2011-12-27 |
32452. | Andrew (poor_hobo) | 48.48 | 94% | 2021-01-12 |
32453. | Ahmed (gemy_amin) | 48.48 | 94% | 2023-03-05 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |