What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Listen - in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
—from Monty Python and The Holy Grail, a movie by Terry Jones
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4030. | Benji (attambomb) | 99.04 | 99% | 2012-06-28 |
| 4031. | 2 Austin (_8(|) (2atrain742) | 99.04 | 99% | 2017-01-21 |
| 4032. | Petr (missile) | 99.02 | 95% | 2016-06-13 |
| 4033. | Kainaru (kainaru) | 99.02 | — | 2010-12-06 |
| 4034. | Paul (aznninjaex) | 99.01 | 95% | 2016-04-08 |
| 4035. | uh (ingite) | 99.01 | 99% | 2023-09-12 |
| 4036. | slowasfucc (slowasfuccc) | 99.01 | 98% | 2023-02-28 |
| 4037. | Liam (sktz) | 99.01 | 92% | 2016-01-01 |
| 4038. | Xen (xxoticaniax) | 99.01 | 97% | 2011-09-12 |
| 4039. | Dane (steakz) | 99.01 | 96% | 2017-06-01 |
| 4040. | my fingers hurt bro (inclus... | 99.00 | 99% | 2020-03-12 |
| 4041. | Khoa (inuris) | 99.00 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 4042. | X_Soda (x_soda) | 99.00 | 97% | 2011-08-21 |
| 4043. | BroCk (playazdiablo) | 99.00 | 98% | 2012-10-22 |
| 4044. | gonorrhea (n1ght) | 99.00 | 98% | 2017-11-04 |
| 4045. | Jacob (jl99) | 99.00 | 99% | 2013-09-15 |
| 4046. | Peter Paul "Paulie Walnuts"... | 98.99 | 95% | 2022-02-25 |
| 4047. | Wiki (wiki_pedia) | 98.99 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
| 4048. | Justin (jvstin522) | 98.99 | 97% | 2023-02-05 |
| 4049. | joe (slightly) | 98.98 | 98% | 2014-06-23 |
| 4050. | mwizard (mwizard) | 98.97 | 97% | 2021-10-29 |
| 4051. | Landon (fireman_227) | 98.97 | 100% | 2021-03-25 |
| 4052. | Milan (milang13) | 98.97 | 100% | 2016-08-25 |
| 4053. | Gledi (downcast) | 98.97 | 98% | 2012-10-29 |
| 4054. | John Carlo (krnz) | 98.96 | 97% | 2015-07-05 |
| 4055. | Jon (jonstheracer) | 98.94 | 96% | 2016-12-12 |
| 4056. | timothy (tvanderzee) | 98.94 | 98% | 2016-12-09 |
| 4057. | Cragus (onebigbug) | 98.94 | 95% | 2016-06-11 |
| 4058. | Nyfee (nyfee) | 98.93 | 98% | 2021-09-20 |
| 4059. | grayish (papaltronic) | 98.93 | — | 2010-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 101,991 | 68.17 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 74.58 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 9 | 28.79 | February 15, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 65.09 | February 2, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 82.40 | August 31, 2021 |
| Crow Middle High School | 1 | 33.58 | September 13, 2016 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 71.12 | August 23, 2012 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |