Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8766. | Pirate (s4rawberry) | 88.54 | 95% | 2012-08-11 |
| 8767. | Petar (petar030) | 88.54 | 95% | 2023-03-27 |
| 8768. | Fangzhou (clonedcow) | 88.54 | 100% | 2016-12-15 |
| 8769. | Ludi (ludiminium) | 88.53 | 94% | 2018-02-25 |
| 8770. | cowbot (peedir) | 88.53 | 99% | 2015-09-29 |
| 8771. | workman (minecraft_verteran) | 88.53 | 98% | 2021-03-17 |
| 8772. | Brendan (brenakin) | 88.53 | 98% | 2022-09-20 |
| 8773. | Bog (bogdanovix) | 88.52 | 96% | 2013-10-13 |
| 8774. | Glennis (biotic_god) | 88.52 | 96% | 2021-12-13 |
| 8775. | Jamie (rium9) | 88.52 | 97% | 2017-06-19 |
| 8776. | USAUSAUSA (usausausausa) | 88.51 | 95% | 2013-10-30 |
| 8777. | Le (leson2403) | 88.51 | — | 2009-08-26 |
| 8778. | Tupactopus (tupactopus) | 88.51 | 97.1% | 2023-09-15 |
| 8779. | Krimson (krimson101) | 88.51 | 19% | 2017-05-08 |
| 8780. | Jens (bullercool) | 88.50 | 99% | 2022-03-13 |
| 8781. | indigo (indigofast) | 88.50 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| 8782. | Andres (andres0432) | 88.49 | 97% | 2021-05-26 |
| 8783. | Alan (bluewizzy) | 88.49 | 97% | 2014-03-17 |
| 8784. | (π΄π²πΎπ») πΊπ... | 88.49 | 97% | 2018-04-20 |
| 8785. | TUwU (tuwu) | 88.49 | 97% | 2021-03-10 |
| 8786. | Kevin (baeyoona) | 88.49 | 93% | 2016-12-03 |
| 8787. | Sumeet (sumeet061190) | 88.49 | 98% | 2015-08-15 |
| 8788. | Novas (novas_arcos) | 88.49 | 97% | 2022-04-15 |
| 8789. | mvg (mvgxt) | 88.49 | 97% | 2022-06-14 |
| 8790. | Dice (dicey) | 88.48 | 97% | 2016-05-26 |
| 8791. | Willy (paxson2008) | 88.48 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 8792. | Meow (meowlol) | 88.48 | 97% | 2013-04-13 |
| 8793. | Ken (timegoeson) | 88.48 | 97% | 2020-01-08 |
| 8794. | Evan (shibbyllama) | 88.48 | 98% | 2013-01-13 |
| 8795. | copol (copol) | 88.47 | 97% | 2016-09-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |